ok been back from tasmania since last decade and havent been updating.here are some pictures from the trip i better just show pictures and do a short write up if not people like rachel will complain that i am writting a hundred work essay and dory and charms will say that i have no commas and fullstops whatsoever and that they cant read. Alright this is johnathan the sexy zookeeper that i had a major crush on in tasmania.look at him we do look good as a couple.but i think he is 26.and he hugged the wombat instead of me can.the little wombat is super fat i think one day it will explode and the food will just burst forth from his stomach.i think i am better than the wombat right.anyway this is at the wildlife park in which the wallabys and kangaroos and run everywhere and u can just feed them.i tried hugging one but it ran away.so i chased it relentlessly but to no avail.people queuing to hug me and he keeps on running away.
ha the sexy zoo keeper is back and he is hugging the wombat again.i think the wombat kinda wants to be breatfed or something.my mum scolded me.she told me that she brought me to australia to learn stuff but instead i am like on a man hunt.but i cant help it even the toilet cleaners are damn cute.not like singapore the toilet cleaners are like ah pehs and more ah pehs who look grumpy.
aha!this is the tasmanian devil.cute eh.ya thats renee she looks like tha so mean and evil.tasmanian devil's ears gets red when they are super angry.see i learnt something instead of looking at guys.anyway i learnt a lot of things from johnathan.i think my mum was rather pissed that i kept on starring at him.and also she knows my trick that instead of taking pictures of the cute animals i was trying to squeeze him into the picture.anyway the tasmanian grab their food like as though there is NO tomorrow.wah bao ar.they cling on so tighly to their food that the zookeeper can hold up the piece of meat with them dangling there.food only what why must they get so ji dong.i dont really there to touch his hand i mean he like holds the bloody rabbit meat and stuff so i dont think i will want to marry him anymore.



aha!!!guess who this is.THIS IS JANICE YUE KHA MUN.its an opposum.looks exactly like janice yue.just act some hair,pecs and many metallic rings in which she will get suck up if a big magnet hangs from the sky.this opposum has a rare kinda fur.its kinda golden yellow noramlly i think they are like brown.cant stand the animals theya re all so fat.they eat better stuff then people.oh and this opposum doesnt have a mate.what will u do if u are an opposum.i think i will talk to myself and try hunting down for cute male tourists who looks at me everyday.okok joking.i mean i will only think opposum so guys are out of the question.opposum opposum.


er.................i forgot where this was taken but i thought the ducklings are damn cute.they are following their mother.tried carrying one but it kept on running away.i think the duckling is racist just because i am a chinese so i cannot carry it la.fine man duckling go find a stupid ang moh guy to carry u.i fairer than one of the ducklings its tanner than me.