introduction and HIs again
ok everyone i am back by popular demand.ok i am joking.but i am freaking CHEESED OFF.why is that so?because everyone just DOES NOT want to support the dionne fan club and why is that so,its because they are jealous that i am tan not fair...and that i am not very tall....fine anything...even my STUPID president called chan su ann doesnt want to help me out....everyone just wanna talk about janice yue kha mun and how nice her sweet little blog is with all her baby photos.fine i admit it is nice and janice looks like with long hair BUT that does not mean that u guys have to go to visit her blog daily and start flooding her blog with sweet nothings like:hey janice i love ur blog,and hey i am just hopping by and cool blog.NO..DONT HAVE TO SAY THAT...just read and dont leave comments...haha janice start crying now....FINE FOR EVERY SINGLE person who tags my board i will give u A picture of my future husband which is none other than shawn lee OR a LIMITED EDITION SMELLY CORRECTION FLUID THAT U CAN SPRAY in to the perverts eyes...or janice's eyes so that she cannot update anymore...okok joking..JANICE I AM SO SORRY...su ann i know u are just joking and that u care so much for the welfare of my club thats why u are using reverse phycology on people...thanks and i think ur method helps alot...oh ya and before i go my mum is super hilarious for once...everytime when i take neoprints and i show her she will say:GIRL AH I GIVE U SO MUCH MONEY NOT TO TAKE NEOPETS!!".neopets is like the internet pet thinngy that i go crazy when i realise that i have very little money in my bank account and jillian has like millions....i nearly hacked jillian's account once..i should have... AND REMEMBER TO WATCH I NOT STUPID TOO.....

INTRODUCTION AND GREETINGS......

hey hey i am back again.i went to watch i not stupid too with jillian and renee...it was super funny PLUS THERE WERE TWO SUPER CUTE guys cute until cannot cute...jillian was being super duper irritating.the show was like super touching so as usual i cried and jillian cried and renee who dun wanna be left out of the cool gang(which consists mainly of jillian and i) act cry too.haha renee offend me somemore now kana saboed.ya so we were so emotional and stuff and stupid jillian had to wipe her tears on me every time she cries its so gross.everyday wiping on me if it can whiten my skin sure no problem u can wipe dao bao but its like jillian goh zi ying's tears which are worthless and disgusting.how i wiss it was SHAWN LEE's tears man, i will make sure i keep it in a conatiner and heck whether mosquitoes are bred inside it.anyway if i get bitten it will be something like a love bite...cool....ya seriously shawn lee is super duper cute....and jillian wants half of him.SHE IS SO IRRIATING...

(ABOUT THE SUPER CUTE GUY CALLED GUAN YAO...)
that time i watched a television programme and there was this super cute and drop dead gorgeous guy. he was tall dark and handsome and he is 18...all the ladies in my house which refers to my mummy ,popo and me....were all mesmerized by him.This is what they said:

ME(the going to be white girl):WHAO!that guy is so cute omg gosh!mummy he is so cute right i want to marry him instantly!!!ar..popo ni kan ta hen shuai hore!!!oh man mummy help me read his chinese name i dunno how to!hey mummy hurry learn his name he is going to be ur son in law...popo ni bu yao yi zi kan ta la wo yao marry ta!!!

Mummy(the one who said "RUSS AR STOP READING HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SUCCESS!!!"ITS LIKE CHAMBER OF SECRETS SO COcK UP CAN.):eh..he is really very good looking leh!!whao!!i like..see he is so tall!!!i like this kind of guy..dionne ar when u marry a man please marry a guy like him...so tall...if not all ur off spring will be so short..so ugly...man must be tall...thats why i marry ur dad...(whatever like my dad is super tall)and he is so tan...please hore dont come and marry that kind of man who is like so fair...look like milk not even gung ho...and please la every day think of marrying people go and concentrate on ur studies first la..no one likes a girl who dont have brains hore...even how pretty u look and have no brains u will be like a pilliow inside all feathers(no link leh mummy)...AIYA READ THE CHINESE NAME URSELF U THINK I DICTIONARY AR!!!SO SIMPLE ALSO DUNNO. GO BACK TO PRIMARY ONE LA!!(whatever mum i was just asking u!!like as though u know)

POPO:whao!!da hen shuai leh...ze yang gao ye hen hao xin....and translated in english.....please la u think he wanna marry u ar...so small and scrawny...and so noisy boys see u all run for their lives...oui u dont so noisy can everyday talk on the phone if u wanna watch then shut up(oui popo no need so bad la u are just jealous gang gong not so handsome)

(PEOPLE WHO CRUSHES MY GONG GONG AU YONG HAI AKA ROLAND)
my gong gong is super sweet he always say that i am growing prettier each day...so nice...and he is super hilarious...janice yue and jillian goh crushes him...i told my grandpapa and he siad they were all cute...my grandmother heard and was kinda jealous she said that my grandfather so old who will like all ur friends are crazy...(she is just so jealo

(WU SHU PERFORMANCE AND THE DIONNE FAN CLUB)
ok wu shu performance today...i was so scared the light shined on me!!!yay fair for once!!!i kinda made some mistakes...but never mind...anyways hey people thanks so much for cheering me on...it was so sweet of u all and it build up my confidence...anyway u people wanna join the dionne fan club???so far here are the positions...its not easy to join...alot of auditions...so far like ONLY 6 people made it...

PRESIDENT: CHAN SU ANN
VICE PRESIDENT:JANICE YUE (RENEE IS FREAKING FIRED)
RIGHT HAND WOMAN:JILLIAN GOH ZI YING
TREASURER:CHARMAINE KOH LYE PENG
MAID AND TOILET CLEANER:RENEE TAN LIYAN
so here u have it..........

(ABOUT RENEE AND HER MEANESS AND A INNOCENT GIRL)
RENEE TAn li yan is irritating...she always bully me in school...she writes stuff on my chinese book...molests me....pinch me...and all.but i am an innocent 15 year old girl who ties her hair in little pigtails...i just sit down in a dark corner and cry weeping all day and hoping that all this sadness and turmoil will end one day...i dun want to hurt her feelings she is my best friend after all....renee tan liyan i just wanna tell u that although u have hurt me ever so deeply i always treat u as my best friend....please do not hurt me anymore...i beg of u..i am so scared....

(good news for 3A3 CLASSMATES!!)
HEY 3A3IANS wanna tell u a piece of good news... my correction fluid is finishing soon..u can celebrate and have a party...although i know it is super smelly and like u can smell it from the other side of the classroom...please do not blame me...i am just an INNOCENT 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO NEEDS TO CANCEL THE WRONG PARTS OF HER WORK...please get me a new one before i buy the same brand again and u all start yelling at me...its china brand what do u expect...perfume in it ar...my mum bought so many...she thinks its cheap...its so hard to say goodbye...farewell correction fluid..i will always remember the times i gripped u firmly between my fingers and squeezed u real hard....

(FEBRUARY 11 THE DAY U ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR...)

yay its like singapore idol auditions so exciting and OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO...I KINDA LIKE THIS VODAFONE shirt...and its red thanks everyone for sharing the money to get me that shirt...thanks ar thanks....(hint )

AR!!!someone in my house is driving me crazy.i will start donating generously to charity shows and hopefully i will be able to win a condo unit and move in there when i grow up.i need all the luck i can get.my wish for my birthday is that i will win a condo from some lucky draw or something.i need ear plugs desperatelyl.sigh.help me!!!

aha!its been a long time since i have blogged.the last entry was about boys and zookeepers but now its about chocolate!jan.charms and i went to jilly's house to celebrate her birthday.her mother bought her a chocolate fountain.how cool is that.we dipped bananas,strawberries,oreos and marshmallows.janice loves the fountain.she got it over her face.i think we should the next one who should go into the chocolate factory.





i was kinda bored so i decided to draw on a marshmallow.
my first attempt was kinda not really nice.i wanted
to do harry potter but it end up looking like a beggar.
so i suggested that everyone design their own marshmallows
and ask jillian's dad to be the judge.(jillian's dad has a crush on me
he said that i changed from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan)
hey jillian u can start calling me ur mum.so we all designed and here is our chocolate family.
the one with the bao hair is NOT A TALIBAN it is the mother of the family.
and the one next to her is her husband.that couple is created by janice.btw the green
grape is a dog.it doesnt even look like one.


















this bikini girl was created by me. the four of us.we even have chocolate on our faces can.we are holding up our creations.anyway happy birthday jillian!!