the money goddess reigns again
money just love me and get attracted to me...now one of my hobbies is picking money from the floor because i like spot coins trying to camoflauge as little useless metal lying around everywhere like everyweek...i think like this finding money everywhere and everyweek thinggy is like a scheme to like help singapore citizens...the government like tie a coin onto a mynar's or crow's leggy and then when they are flying the act unuseful metal will like fall and land onto somewhere hopefully like a white floor so that it will be prominient and people can pick it up and like use it to buy fishballs...fishballs are the best man better than the rest its the best example that u can use. why do i say so?..its because like last monday i picked up a one cent coin as usual and i will always report my findings to renee-i-am-so-jealous-that-u-always-pick-up-money-and-i-dont-wanna-let-down-my-hair-li-yan.and she was like oh is like only one cent and u can only buy like a tenth of a fishball...like whatever renee i love eating one tenths of fishball is fun and exciting whoo hoo..the point is that i picked up a coin...then i was telling her the coin can choose to get stuck onto a stupid guy's bubblegum soled shoe BUT NO!it just want to fall into my hands..i think i shall start this like weekly lottery thinggy whereby i have a set of numbers in my mind and the person who guessed the set of numbers correctly will like win my one cent collection...(it refers to the number of coins i find in a week)so if i found none...i will make a paper one..ok deal!HAPPINESS!I LOVE ONE CENT LOTTERIES ROCK MY SOCK... oh i shall set up a column in the newspapers to educate the public about making full use of the little coins that is given to by the governent and how to spot coins...it shall be called COMMON CENTS..or maybe CENTSIBLE..

so a tip from the money goddess...when u are free keep on starring at coins so that ur eyes will like become a part time metal detetor and then there u go u are (insert the amount you found__)richer!

after all nonCENTsical stuff(get it?)i shall proceed on to telling u faithful readers out there GREAT WAYS TO SPEND UR HOLIDAYS FRUITFULLY....
1.play the playstation and knock ur sibling's heads on pianos
whoo!that is fun man...i remembered doing that once..my bro and i were like playing south park on the play station...and i was losing like some siao gao so i got so ji dong that i kept on screaming because my brother used like the cow launcher weapon and the cow got stuck onto kenny's head and my controller was vibrating vigourously...i got so fed up that i tried grabbing my bro's controller and in the midst of the struggle pushed his head onto the piano and guess what he started crying... and my mother of course stopped us from playing so we both ended up playing wheel of fortune in which i won..i own the game it has to do with money so i will definitely win...haha so start knocking ur silbing's heads now!!

2.buy china brand liquid papers and annoy the people around you
this is my all time favourite hobby besides picking up money...china brand blanko rocks...it has caused my classmates from 3A3 to get headaches..whenever i use the liquid paper the whole class will start screaming at me..even from the other side of the class and when they are outside the class putting up the chinese new year decorations they can smell it..even ms andrea kang asked the class to get me a singapore made blanko...this is a great way to save money because your friends will willingly get you a new blanko..i dont think my class minds giving me a whole year's supply of that..oh if u are walking down the streets at night put one in your pocket..so in case u see a stupid molestor u can stuff it up his nose and he will beg for mercy like no ones beeswax...china liquid paper rocks they are sold like in a pack of 3 for a dollar..u can use one to annoy ur friends,another to scare perverts and another for ur grandfather's birthday present..i shall give one to my gongs man he will use it to scare my grandmother when she annoys him...

3.get aggitated and keep on pressing the traffic light button vigorously like as though ur father owns it

ok that is super fun...i do that almost everyday..the bus stop near renee's house requires me to like cross a freaking road...so i always have to wait super long for the traffic light to turn green..so i will always press vigourously on the traffic light button like there is no tomorrow and just keep on looking at the button even though the light has already turned green...i will just keep on looking at the button and this once a like motorcyclist couldnt satnd it any longer so he shouted at me eh girl u can cross the road already! i was kinda embarrassed but oh wells my grandfather owns it so they better shut up..this holiday u can ask ur grandfather to go own the traffic light so u can press the button vigorously..

4.walk around the lime flea market and annoy all the shop keepers
yesterday my clique went to pay the lime flea market a visit..we went to this one shop that i liked because i saw a skirt that i liked but it was too small for me so we walked away..i kinda annoyed the shopkeeper because the skirt and shorts she sold was super short so i was like telling sherrie so short that it doesnt make a diff if u wear..she kept on laughing at my comment but deep inside i guess she is annoyed..so we left,then we went back again because we felt like buying the earrings on sale...we kept on walking around the stalls and asking the people to sell their wares at reasonable prices until this woman give us a dirty look..oh well i shall ask my daddy now to go own the lime flea market...and i will dig out her eyes the nexte time i see her

5.pick up money!!
oh wells if u cant find money so often like me..why dont u try asking ur parents or friends to like drop their coins that they dont want on the floor and start picking them up..u can exercise ur legs at the same time because its like squat stands just that u get rewarded with coins and everything and then after that u can go purchase like o tenth of a fishball...

so happy holidays to everyone and have a great time smashing the heads of ur silbings,picking unwanted coins,owning traffic lights and annoying shop keepers..ITS F to the UN !!

I AM BACK!!OBS ROCKS MY UMBERLICA CORD
i finally blogged after a billion years.....obs is one hell of a camp which is super duper fun!i dont mind giving away one panda biscuit to my brother for it...u know how precious panda buscuits are to me....they are like diamonds gems....ok whatever...julia,elizabeth and dayna were in my group and my group was called bo seng....initially i was freaking out because i wanted to be in the same group as my clique members and jillian....but luckily dayna was in my group....my group had like 7guys and nine girls...our group had the most number of guys...on the first day we did some kayaking practice and all...it was to help us get ready for the sea expedtion on thursday....my partner was ivan because we had to chose a guy to be our partner...dayna kept on whacking her partner with the paddles and he complained..my partner and i worked really well....and sometimes when i got tired he did all the paddling..ohoh this camp was super enriching also because i got to learnt many new vulgar words....like do you know what does SOC MEANS?IT STANDS FOR SCHOOL OPENING CEREMONY or siam one corner....cool eh?learnt that from ivan...then SOB stands for son of a bitC* ...this is the coolest of the coolest words...my friend is called yu zhong and they said yu stands for the f word in korean and that stupid ivan said what if zhong means you so it will mean f***you...that guy is crazy..yu zhong is super deranged and vulgar...my group members were like asking wheres the hall and yu zhong replied WHOS THE WHORE........wah paing we all got owned..

Hiking expedition and the legend of the mozzie theme park
Lets skip to the third day..........we had our HIKING EXPEDITION...we had to carry our food rations ponchos water bottles and our clothes and all in a back pack....it was super heavy and we trekked for 10 km...so we were hiking and guess what we saw millions of mozzies in front of us flying here and there they were sucking the hell outta us...MOSQUITOES SUCK!GET IT??since there was so much sucking going on, the 4 Ls who consists of julies,day and lizzie and me came up with a brilliant idea of a theme park called BEST DENGUE(instead of best denky).....where all your dieseases come true...BEST DENgue has like characters and they are MALARIA MOUSE,DENGUE DUCK ETC.we have many cool and interesting rides like blood and splash,night FEVER and dial M FOR MALARIA.....so cool huh..what to do we were bored...and J to the onathan thinks we are lesbians and that explain the 4 Ls..but we changed the lesbains the lovely ladies...he is the one who is gay with super fair thighs and all...oh we hiked all this beautiful quarry and were given a task to do...we had to make a raft,explain the strcuture and then come up with an advertismement for it....so well the guys did most of the raft while i walked around looking at someone...i did contribute to the society by feeding those SOB mosquitoes...dayna and i came up with the advertisement..

The advertisement
dayna and i acted as like rose and jack from titanic and we were about to sink when we saw lim bo seng in his ship..and he cried out to us hey guys hope on...so he started explaining that HEY I AM LIM BO SENG AND MY SHIP BO SINK. get it?..its like a pun...super cool la...i came up with the idea!so after the instrcutors check out our wonderful ship,like shaking kicking and all...it was perfect and we brought it to the quarry....the water in the quarry was crystal clear and we got to swim inside and i...everyone had to sit on the raft and guess what when i got up...everyone could see my under garments la...wah lau...i was like emran did u see my panties and he was like yah!!i even asked him what colour but he asked me to shut up...in the end our raft was destroyed and all...after all the fun and excitement we all hikked back with contentment in our hearts...actually we all got to know each other better on this day...

THE KAYAKING EXPEDITION
WHOO....we kayaked for like 6 hours..ivan was the navigator and he was the one leading the whole fleet how cool was that?and i was his partner which was the coolest of all things...then the previous night...my mouth was bitten by some stupid inscet and it got swollen like a freaking sausage..i wanted to cry because like many people will be following the directions of the navigator thus they will be looking at him and i am sitting at the back so natuarally they will look at me too..and can u imagine if i look that way...but luckily i recovered in two hours yipee!~pei xuan's kayak capsized and she got stung by a jelly fish.oh oh and we had to urine in the sea..i couldnt take it so i tried to urine but nothing came out because its so embarrassing...everyone was looking at me..and best ,ivan was like hey everyone wait up my partner is urinating.i wanted to throw a jelly fish at his face...ya so we kayaked and then finally we reached to our camp site...we had to pitch our own bashars and cook our own food...and the best thing was there were a gazillion wild boars and all the guys wanted to kill them...like whatever but they were nice to protect us...and as usual time flies and it was the last day so we all kayaked home..and this time my partner was YU ZHONG...hahaha the f guy...

obs was a fruitful expierience and all...i love everyone there! and guess what we are going to meet up again....whoo hoo...anyways gtg now stupid bro wanna complain to my mother that i use the com....