grandpas make me cry

2008-03-04T01:43:00.001+08:00

HEYA EVERYONE I HAVE MOVED TO www.aballoflard.blogspot.com:)

2007-06-07T20:57:00.001+08:00

hey hey after living under a cave for 6 WHOLE MONTHS i am finally blogging..actually just add three more months and you can give birth to a baby...hiaz...todays Amaths lesson was super duper fun that i had to resort to counting hair...after that i decided to add some colour to my mundane life so drew a horse on my a maths work sheet and asked renee and dayna to guess what was it...after that i decided that the little horsey may be kinda hungry so i drew some hay for it..then HA i thought of a brilliant game called"NEEDLE IN THE HAY STACK".so the motive of the game is of course not to find a bee or a keyboard in the haystack but A NEEDLE.the first level was super easy. i drew loads and loads of hay like scribble here and there with my pencil and then a medium sized needle that was quite obvious..renee found it so easily...so i made it harder and drew the needle smaller..but renee still found it...then the third time i really tried so hard to make the needle unobvious to the naked eye..but NO..renee still found it so i gave up..after that i decided to listen but i just couldnt get that topic...so i decided that maybe i should just play the stare at the board and hope that it would explode game...after a maths i went to dayna's house...oh did i mention,her grandpa is kinda hot and nice.i think he secretly crushes me because he smiled at me today...then we drank orange juice that of course didnt taste like durian and i encouraged dayna to watch pride and good luck...TAKUYA KIMURA IS SO CUTE....why must he be so cute...why...observe RENEE TAN AND SHERRIE KOH that i didnt force dayna to watch it..i just URGED her to watch it...btw renee and sherrie have been very unreasonable and claimed that i dionne takuya kimura hoe shu min forced them to watch the takuya kimura vcds that i lent them...but i didnt...i am just a innocent 16 year old girl who has werid hair and short limbs and just want to share joy and peace with all the people in the nation.i have no intentions of ruining peoples life...anyways talking of short limbs i realise that i am getting fat...so anyone who can sponser me a u zap i promise that i will give u my hello kitty collection and $1.50..running like doesnt really help leh..i still look pregnant..oh anyway i have been super addicted to the 3d pinball..i know its stupid but it uber duper fun...and its a great time to suan my brother..when ever i get to do a mission and earn 10000 points i will tell my brother hey i am really sorry that i keep on getting the pinball into that hole..i just cannot stand why i am so good at that how i wishi could just be a normal girl who is unable to shoot the ball in...haha..ownagity level 1000..actually i dont think i should play any computer games with anyone thats because i start to become violent and i will start kicking and pushing people to the extend that they hit ther heads on the piano and start crying..anyways shall go now..TAKUYA KIMURA ROCKS MY LOCKS...

2006-11-03T14:57:00.000+08:00

heyhey i realise that i havent been blogging for 684093 years...anyways to make up for the 684093 years i decided to post more pictures..these were taken during the 3a3 06 class outing and the excursion to china town...my editing skills not bad eh..

this was taken during kite flyinggg....

these three people are weirdos...

this was during the steamboat..kinda bimbotic but oh wells..

The clique..

I like this picture look at all our gorgeous legs..whoo..use veet and get beautiful FEET!!HAHA..ok maybe not all..haha

we were trying to jump at the same time..this is the best picture but STICK JOYCE SPOILT IT and sherrie's tummy too..finally i curled my legs...for the rest of the jumping pictures my legs were super straight

aha!!see so straight right,..

looks cool eh..

oh ya sherrie-so-fat-but-keep-on-eating koh keeps on looking at the prawn instead of the camera..

this was at the steambaot place where u have to help urself and go take ur own prawns meat..blah blah blah..

the art of drinking tea...

i really love my camera..shall go marry it when i grow up..anyways stick joyce and wayna really look as though they were at work..i think i can go advertise for compact powder..you know last like there were pictures of woman outside the powder..yea..i can do that..

renee is like gone..??

the ah pek is quite cute but the session was kinda boring..

haha sherrie's face kinda distorted..

so prfessional right..

by the way..amndal and i came up with a show called the dionne and amandal show..it features the both of us and so far we made two episodes because we were back by popular demand..the first show is called tea with dionne and amandal and the second one is steamboat with dionne and amandal..i shall upload it soon..anyways after the class outing we went bowling and the ball is like heavier than me..i kinda got bowled and felt as though i was going to fly and hit the pins over..eh how to upload videos?

2006-07-29T22:17:00.000+08:00

heyhey everyone!!!i just changed my blogskin and realised that my links are superoutdated...some blogs dont even exists...so if u want me to link u just drop by and leave ur blog address on my tag board and u i will go link you...oh and please continue voting for ur favourite stars because the competition is ENDING SOON...anyways the next competition is design an egg competition...so if u are interested to be a contestant just let me know...only 10 spaces are available!!!ok since i dont have time..heres a short post...for CIP our class went to help the hearing impaired children...they were really sweet and my buddy was called sebrina..i think she has a crush on me..as in seriously la..

.dayna,renee,sherrie and i were in the same group..so we asked her to write a letter to her best friend and then she pointed to me...was it to sherrie the berrie??NO!!was it to dayna the mayna??NO!!was it to renee the benee??NO!its to dionne the pionne!!!i dont know what rymes with my name so pionne sounds the best...ya and then during photo taking session she will automatically stand next to me...HAH!!dayna was jealous..she was like fine...haha(PINE!!) ok it rymes with fine..and then dayna was super nice i tell u..she wanted to take a picture with sebrina but another girl wanted to come in the picture and she kinda pushed her away la...best man..the girl looked despondent..but its not really daynas fault..that girl always wanna come into the picture and everyone end up cutting her off..like kinda lie we are taking with her but actually she was cut off.but not all pictures la..some with her in...we didnt want to be mean...oh i asked sebrina if she crushed anyone but she say she didnt...she said that a cute guy crushed her and even kissed her..i was like u are so lucky..she told us that another girl who was horizontally challenged crushed that guy and kissed him...so i drew a love triangle out for her...and she laughed...haha we like questioning people about their love life...sebrina said the guy held her hand..thats so sweet..i think the only guys hand i will hold is my gong's one la..(gong gong for short)well...i think i am a pideophile...or whatever..i was talking to fabian online and told him that i wanna marry sebrina heres the convo..

zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
i shall go marry girls who are hearing impared
#21; always, +kyle says:
pretty blind girls tend to be v kind-hearted as well
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
i think i am like becoming a lesbianzip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
and a pillowphile
#21; always, +kyle says:
marry deaf girls?! -.-
#21; always, +kyle says:
paedophile la =/
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
the same la
#21; always, +kyle says:
lol
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
pillowphile
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
marry young pillows
zip zap zop POP like a mop and shop till u drop says:
aha

YUP fabian says he wanna marry blind girls because he says they are usually nice and sweet...and i wanna marry young pillows..haha...anyways here are some pictures that we took that day...

me and my future "wife"haha she really sweet...

renee and sebrina

dayna and sebrina

ok this picture looks a bit ah lianish but still looks good with all the hot babes

the guy is really cute...someone told me that he will grow up to be really handsome..i think it was cherelene...i agree:)

the girl next to dayna was the poor girl who usually got cut off...but not this time..

sherrie and sebrina

actually through this CIP we all felt really fortunate..well..sometimes when u think u are really unlucky and ur life is so screwed up and all...think again..

2006-07-22T13:14:00.000+08:00

ok so here are all the STAR contestants...
1) Princess star....
2)Conserve all star...
3) Sumo star
4)Alien Star
5) Angel Star

What are u waiting for??vote for ur favourite star to stay in and WIN the competition..simply vote by slecting ur star and then click on the bar button to submit ur vote(u can only vote once because the computer will reconise that u have voted)....voters stand to win a whole weeks supply of honey stars and a bottle of mineral water....(prevent u from getting diabetes)anyways if ur star that u vote for wins ,u win too!!!if u have voted just leave ur name on my tag board..the competition will end on the 6th of august!!!so hurry vote now!!!after two weeks we will tell u who drew which star!!!SO ARE U STAR STRUCK YET??

2006-07-21T22:39:00.000+08:00

Hiya school has been so stressful this week...to the extent that people are getting bald from tearing their hairs apart and i know that some people's nose is also falling apart due to constant rubbing..(ahem renee) rub somemore la i shall put chilli on ur fingers...whoo was so busy that i didnt have time to study A Maths i am gonna fail like free....everyone was so depressed after the a maths test that one whole group of us decided to isolate ourselves and sit at a corner to draw circles...i am gonna have eggs on my a maths paper...hiya time for sucking eggs...

oh well here is the outcome of the depressed circles...all our misery are in the circles...feel our pain....they look like eggs u know...hiya preparing ourselves mentally and emotionally as we are gonna see them on our a maths script on wednesday anyway

Dayna was so stressed that her face became so oily and she needed an extra large blotter which is the paper that comes along with the transprency..whoo...recycling tips

But the clique came up with a brilliant idea....whoo we save the day..and the idea is to come up with a star drawing competition to cheer everyone up...(btw spot my desk)hint it has something red on it..

OMG!!!everyone is jumping with glee..happy and gay are we!!WHOO the idea rocks...by the way everyone can look this happy too when you win fabulous prizes for having the best suggestion in school!!!so remember to write ur suggestions on a piece of paper and drop it inside the students suggestion box!!!there are situated at the canteen,library,outside HOD room and outside the office!!so what are u waiting for !!start dropping ur suggestions in today!!!(whoo i killed two birds with one stone)btw to 3A1 people...wow u guys really flood the suggestion box man..cool!!!i shall go photocopy a hundred pieces of my suggestions man!!

however renee is asleep so i will upload the star thing tomorrow and u guys can vote for ur fav stars...THE star candidate picture is uploaded by the courteousy of the renee-i look like i am gonna kill my zhuo ye because i hate doing it so much tan li yan...

This whole week is declared as star week so here is a list of what u can do during star week:
1.you can eat honey stars for breakfast,lunch and dinner and star fruits for a snack!!
2.when u are bored you can go to the sea side and pick up a star fish.then u can break all of its legs and watch it grow again to kill time....
3.u can pray to the star god and then go to the star fortune teller that sits outside the star temple and he will give u two pokemon cards showing STARMY AND STARYU which are water star pokemons..you can then burn it and drink it down with hot water like a talisman thinggy...
4.you can listen to the song starry starry night and gaze lovingly at that painting...
5.u can dress up as patrick and sit at a corner of orchard road and sing twinkle twinkle little stars...then maybe ur singing may be so horrible that people wanna shut u up by throwing coins..OH I WILL suddenly appear because i am the money goddess...
6.for exercise..u can do 100 star jumps..so cool eh

we interviewed two people and asked for their feedback on this "WISH UPON A STAR"project and here are what they said...
Paris hilton:even though the gods are crazy even though the STARS ARE BLIND..
macbeth:STARS HIDE UR FIRES...DO NOT LET LIGHT SEE MY DEEP AND DARKEST DESIRES...

thank you macbeth and paris for ur comments....u win a STAR bucks voucher...

So what are u waiting for?? CAST UR VOTES TODAY...

Anyways today is the last day for MR TEA!!!ar.......hiaz...he has been really nice and his lessons are really interesting..i can listen to him teach for the whole day and dont get bored...i think he has a fan club and renee dayna joyce and i are inside...we all agree that he is so cute to the extent that sheeps count him when he is sleeping....WE WILL MISS U MR TEA and thanks for ur chocolate..my mum says he is cute..and that he looks like a primary school boy...hey renee u found urself a partner..u look like a primary school girl...ahaha saboed..tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea(repeat 30 more times) ONE MORE TIME...teteateateateateateateateatetaetateateateateatea MR TEA WHOO...

my new found sister is..............................
mr FABIAN i wanna pose as dionne and be the money god and i act like i hate crouch when i love him and share the same number as him KHO HAN JIE....whose school is so ginormous that i got lost and need a map to move around...
well...so he wanna be the money god and all.. we both are having a competiton,the person who finds the most number of coins in a week wins.....we are actually currently betting on a lot of things like who gets a six peg first...winner gets two bottles of mineral water....oh i am currently losing one bet but its also two bottles of mineral water....his nickname shall be called mr fabian just wanna win me in everything PANTS(like smarty pants kinda thingg)..he wanna take beckham la....he loves crouch..everything..isit one thing..NO!isit TWO THINGS NO!!its everything..eh fabian castle lets have a score card and tele all our money collected in a week..OH!!there is another contest and that is if u think u can beat fabian and i at picking up coins..u can sign up now!!! and if u win us...u get a bottle of mineral water WITH OUR SIGNAUTRES ON IT..YIPEE...oh and in conjunction with star week,u also win a weeks supply of HONEY STAR BREAKFAST CEREAL..ok mr buring red hair..here is ur whole section dedicated to u..

when we were young.....
oh so that day my class had a health check up..was really fun....everyone were comparing their assets..hiya...i lose la..thats not the point...so we were looking at our health booklet and realised that dayna and renee talley pants were both borned in the same hospital as me...whoo..and renee was the longest baby..ok whatever...oh i remembered my mum told me that i was sucked out from her womb la..thats why my head has a dent la...the stupid doctor was so impatient that i took so long to come out..did he wait???NO MAN...he used a mini vacuum and sucked me out...my mum not only had to pay extra but paid indirectly for her daughter to have a werid dent on her head..thanks man doctor!!i love u...i bet his daughter sells vacuum cleaners for a living...oh and we were discussing what we did when we were young... renee and sister used to kill ants and then put them on tissue papers like as though they are hospital beds..they will then injure more ants and bring them to the hospital and they will also act as the parents or relatives of the deceased ants..whoo a sadist from young...i remembered that i like to hide in my folded matress and act as though that was a cave.....ok that was the past....and here is a poem that i wrote for my beloved best friend jillian i am ur brudder goh zi ying when i was primary 4:
guys are rotten,
taste like cotton,
smell like chicken,
tast like lion...
i thought jillian and lion rymed...i also wrote this:
hey jillian guess who am i.(D O N ) the helping words are i,n,e
that was how lame i was...

here is a random pic of me and my best friend sherrie..heyo congrats man and thanks for being such a nice friend..i know u are reading this sherrie..ur legs are skinny...see i am nice lore,,jkjk better bring parang to school on monday i know u are gonna murder me..

dayna the mayna...we were doing our social studies together but ended up crapping and taking pictures...eh dayna u are on my side. ok.LETS DESTROY THE EVIL RENEE AND SHERRIE FORCE...(see everyone at the back is like doing their ss la)

2006-07-14T21:06:00.000+08:00

hiya...been depressed these three days...i just cant find anything funny to talk about..i found the nightmare that haunts my dream..its over..its gone..my dream can never come true..i fought so hard to impress but to no avail...i just realised that i have never been the best or maybe good at something..never excelled at all...when i thought there was a glimmer of hope..oh wells it was dashed..tried to move on and forget about it..how i wished it was easy..but most of the people around me found their dreams..the feeling of being out of something its really hurtful..how come some people can get away things they dont but others dont..how come some people just get all the opportunities in the world..nothings fair and on top of that i am kinda tan..so it doubles the unfairness..haha..i feel so irritated that two people can do the same thing but one gets caught for it and the other gets away with it easy...actually nothing have been good for me this year..whats with this year man..i think 2006 is just not my number...dreams dont always come true..anyways congratulations to those people who realised their dreams...all the best and continue to work hard...to those who havent oh well we shall just try to make the best of of the opportunities we have...

dont dream,its over

2006-06-09T12:04:00.000+08:00

renee and i were feeling really bored and she stayed overnight at my house that day...so i came up with a brilliant idea to have a manicure-pedicure session together since i have like loads of nail polish and tools...so here it goes

we are all so very bored....

brilliant(and ego) dionne came up with an idea!!!aha

What la!! Stupid idiot.. everyday looking so retarded
SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A ........MANICURE AND PEDICURE SESSION DONE BY THE BOTH OF US FOR EACH OTHER'S POOR TOENAILS AND FINGERNAILS......

welcome to our shop.....is the tai's tai's favourite hangout...

so we have the first tai tai who entered...mrs threehill(whatever go suck eggs)
then we have the pedicurist who is always at your service(yeah right)

look she looks like a primary school kid wa lau renee child labour la u(EHHH)

so mrs three hill what do you want me to do for you...........
I WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF
wa lame sia...
WHO ASK YOU TO LOOK LIKE SOME LAME PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILD LABOUR KID.. SO KIAM PA
fine eat eat shit and suck eggs la
TAI TAIS DON'T DO THAT.. THEY EAT ABALONE AND SHARKS FIN SUCKER

look at the amount of rings she has la(actually look closely they are like dionne's sailor moon rings and plastic gold chains)

first step:buffering you toenails(omg they look as though they havent been washed for a thousand years)- SHUT UP CHILD LABOUR GIRL...

next step:painting and decorating the nails

AND THE FINAL ARTPIECE!!!!(done by primary school kid from blangadesh who does child labour--whatever)

the entrance of the second tai tai who is more taitairish and pretty she is called mrs ching chong ching her husband is the renown SMELLY CORRECTION CHINA BRAND BLANKO creator!whoo hoo... she always have one in her pocket...she even has a butler..(YEAH RIGHT i think she is more like a deranged woman searching for coins everyday)

yeah so retarded
(wa lao whatever at least i'm cuter than you)

HAHA see it's nicer than the pedicure.. LALALA
hope the muffin eats u up...

all the satisfied customers...we are all so happy and gay except for like........

DIONNE'S BROTHER BECAUSE WE MESSED UP HIS STUPID ROOM..MUAHAHAH

we have such deprived childhoods...
hope you had a good time reading it...next session will be how to curl your hair to look like soccer players due to the world cup fever do check it out soon!!

2006-05-28T18:11:00.000+08:00

the money goddess reigns again
money just love me and get attracted to me...now one of my hobbies is picking money from the floor because i like spot coins trying to camoflauge as little useless metal lying around everywhere like everyweek...i think like this finding money everywhere and everyweek thinggy is like a scheme to like help singapore citizens...the government like tie a coin onto a mynar's or crow's leggy and then when they are flying the act unuseful metal will like fall and land onto somewhere hopefully like a white floor so that it will be prominient and people can pick it up and like use it to buy fishballs...fishballs are the best man better than the rest its the best example that u can use. why do i say so?..its because like last monday i picked up a one cent coin as usual and i will always report my findings to renee-i-am-so-jealous-that-u-always-pick-up-money-and-i-dont-wanna-let-down-my-hair-li-yan.and she was like oh is like only one cent and u can only buy like a tenth of a fishball...like whatever renee i love eating one tenths of fishball is fun and exciting whoo hoo..the point is that i picked up a coin...then i was telling her the coin can choose to get stuck onto a stupid guy's bubblegum soled shoe BUT NO!it just want to fall into my hands..i think i shall start this like weekly lottery thinggy whereby i have a set of numbers in my mind and the person who guessed the set of numbers correctly will like win my one cent collection...(it refers to the number of coins i find in a week)so if i found none...i will make a paper one..ok deal!HAPPINESS!I LOVE ONE CENT LOTTERIES ROCK MY SOCK... oh i shall set up a column in the newspapers to educate the public about making full use of the little coins that is given to by the governent and how to spot coins...it shall be called COMMON CENTS..or maybe CENTSIBLE..

so a tip from the money goddess...when u are free keep on starring at coins so that ur eyes will like become a part time metal detetor and then there u go u are (insert the amount you found__)richer!

after all nonCENTsical stuff(get it?)i shall proceed on to telling u faithful readers out there GREAT WAYS TO SPEND UR HOLIDAYS FRUITFULLY....
1.play the playstation and knock ur sibling's heads on pianos
whoo!that is fun man...i remembered doing that once..my bro and i were like playing south park on the play station...and i was losing like some siao gao so i got so ji dong that i kept on screaming because my brother used like the cow launcher weapon and the cow got stuck onto kenny's head and my controller was vibrating vigourously...i got so fed up that i tried grabbing my bro's controller and in the midst of the struggle pushed his head onto the piano and guess what he started crying... and my mother of course stopped us from playing so we both ended up playing wheel of fortune in which i won..i own the game it has to do with money so i will definitely win...haha so start knocking ur silbing's heads now!!

2.buy china brand liquid papers and annoy the people around you
this is my all time favourite hobby besides picking up money...china brand blanko rocks...it has caused my classmates from 3A3 to get headaches..whenever i use the liquid paper the whole class will start screaming at me..even from the other side of the class and when they are outside the class putting up the chinese new year decorations they can smell it..even ms andrea kang asked the class to get me a singapore made blanko...this is a great way to save money because your friends will willingly get you a new blanko..i dont think my class minds giving me a whole year's supply of that..oh if u are walking down the streets at night put one in your pocket..so in case u see a stupid molestor u can stuff it up his nose and he will beg for mercy like no ones beeswax...china liquid paper rocks they are sold like in a pack of 3 for a dollar..u can use one to annoy ur friends,another to scare perverts and another for ur grandfather's birthday present..i shall give one to my gongs man he will use it to scare my grandmother when she annoys him...

3.get aggitated and keep on pressing the traffic light button vigorously like as though ur father owns it

ok that is super fun...i do that almost everyday..the bus stop near renee's house requires me to like cross a freaking road...so i always have to wait super long for the traffic light to turn green..so i will always press vigourously on the traffic light button like there is no tomorrow and just keep on looking at the button even though the light has already turned green...i will just keep on looking at the button and this once a like motorcyclist couldnt satnd it any longer so he shouted at me eh girl u can cross the road already! i was kinda embarrassed but oh wells my grandfather owns it so they better shut up..this holiday u can ask ur grandfather to go own the traffic light so u can press the button vigorously..

4.walk around the lime flea market and annoy all the shop keepers
yesterday my clique went to pay the lime flea market a visit..we went to this one shop that i liked because i saw a skirt that i liked but it was too small for me so we walked away..i kinda annoyed the shopkeeper because the skirt and shorts she sold was super short so i was like telling sherrie so short that it doesnt make a diff if u wear..she kept on laughing at my comment but deep inside i guess she is annoyed..so we left,then we went back again because we felt like buying the earrings on sale...we kept on walking around the stalls and asking the people to sell their wares at reasonable prices until this woman give us a dirty look..oh well i shall ask my daddy now to go own the lime flea market...and i will dig out her eyes the nexte time i see her

5.pick up money!!
oh wells if u cant find money so often like me..why dont u try asking ur parents or friends to like drop their coins that they dont want on the floor and start picking them up..u can exercise ur legs at the same time because its like squat stands just that u get rewarded with coins and everything and then after that u can go purchase like o tenth of a fishball...

so happy holidays to everyone and have a great time smashing the heads of ur silbings,picking unwanted coins,owning traffic lights and annoying shop keepers..ITS F to the UN !!

2006-05-12T16:57:00.000+08:00

I AM BACK!!OBS ROCKS MY UMBERLICA CORD
i finally blogged after a billion years.....obs is one hell of a camp which is super duper fun!i dont mind giving away one panda biscuit to my brother for it...u know how precious panda buscuits are to me....they are like diamonds gems....ok whatever...julia,elizabeth and dayna were in my group and my group was called bo seng....initially i was freaking out because i wanted to be in the same group as my clique members and jillian....but luckily dayna was in my group....my group had like 7guys and nine girls...our group had the most number of guys...on the first day we did some kayaking practice and all...it was to help us get ready for the sea expedtion on thursday....my partner was ivan because we had to chose a guy to be our partner...dayna kept on whacking her partner with the paddles and he complained..my partner and i worked really well....and sometimes when i got tired he did all the paddling..ohoh this camp was super enriching also because i got to learnt many new vulgar words....like do you know what does SOC MEANS?IT STANDS FOR SCHOOL OPENING CEREMONY or siam one corner....cool eh?learnt that from ivan...then SOB stands for son of a bitC* ...this is the coolest of the coolest words...my friend is called yu zhong and they said yu stands for the f word in korean and that stupid ivan said what if zhong means you so it will mean f***you...that guy is crazy..yu zhong is super deranged and vulgar...my group members were like asking wheres the hall and yu zhong replied WHOS THE WHORE........wah paing we all got owned..

Hiking expedition and the legend of the mozzie theme park
Lets skip to the third day..........we had our HIKING EXPEDITION...we had to carry our food rations ponchos water bottles and our clothes and all in a back pack....it was super heavy and we trekked for 10 km...so we were hiking and guess what we saw millions of mozzies in front of us flying here and there they were sucking the hell outta us...MOSQUITOES SUCK!GET IT??since there was so much sucking going on, the 4 Ls who consists of julies,day and lizzie and me came up with a brilliant idea of a theme park called BEST DENGUE(instead of best denky).....where all your dieseases come true...BEST DENgue has like characters and they are MALARIA MOUSE,DENGUE DUCK ETC.we have many cool and interesting rides like blood and splash,night FEVER and dial M FOR MALARIA.....so cool huh..what to do we were bored...and J to the onathan thinks we are lesbians and that explain the 4 Ls..but we changed the lesbains the lovely ladies...he is the one who is gay with super fair thighs and all...oh we hiked all this beautiful quarry and were given a task to do...we had to make a raft,explain the strcuture and then come up with an advertismement for it....so well the guys did most of the raft while i walked around looking at someone...i did contribute to the society by feeding those SOB mosquitoes...dayna and i came up with the advertisement..

The advertisement
dayna and i acted as like rose and jack from titanic and we were about to sink when we saw lim bo seng in his ship..and he cried out to us hey guys hope on...so he started explaining that HEY I AM LIM BO SENG AND MY SHIP BO SINK. get it?..its like a pun...super cool la...i came up with the idea!so after the instrcutors check out our wonderful ship,like shaking kicking and all...it was perfect and we brought it to the quarry....the water in the quarry was crystal clear and we got to swim inside and i...everyone had to sit on the raft and guess what when i got up...everyone could see my under garments la...wah lau...i was like emran did u see my panties and he was like yah!!i even asked him what colour but he asked me to shut up...in the end our raft was destroyed and all...after all the fun and excitement we all hikked back with contentment in our hearts...actually we all got to know each other better on this day...

THE KAYAKING EXPEDITION
WHOO....we kayaked for like 6 hours..ivan was the navigator and he was the one leading the whole fleet how cool was that?and i was his partner which was the coolest of all things...then the previous night...my mouth was bitten by some stupid inscet and it got swollen like a freaking sausage..i wanted to cry because like many people will be following the directions of the navigator thus they will be looking at him and i am sitting at the back so natuarally they will look at me too..and can u imagine if i look that way...but luckily i recovered in two hours yipee!~pei xuan's kayak capsized and she got stung by a jelly fish.oh oh and we had to urine in the sea..i couldnt take it so i tried to urine but nothing came out because its so embarrassing...everyone was looking at me..and best ,ivan was like hey everyone wait up my partner is urinating.i wanted to throw a jelly fish at his face...ya so we kayaked and then finally we reached to our camp site...we had to pitch our own bashars and cook our own food...and the best thing was there were a gazillion wild boars and all the guys wanted to kill them...like whatever but they were nice to protect us...and as usual time flies and it was the last day so we all kayaked home..and this time my partner was YU ZHONG...hahaha the f guy...

obs was a fruitful expierience and all...i love everyone there! and guess what we are going to meet up again....whoo hoo...anyways gtg now stupid bro wanna complain to my mother that i use the com....

2006-04-16T22:25:00.000+08:00

hm...i am currently feeling super confused now...the things that happened over the weekends are like running through my head....i dont have the answers to my questions and i am feeling super cheesed off with two people....i see one of them every sunday and i have this grudge against him...i guess he did something that made a great impact in my life.he made me fear and make me feel insecure easily....he also made me dislike people that i really love at one point of time...he caused me to cry and belittled me thinking that he knows everything...he insulted someone that i hold really close to my heart and this is what i abhore him for...most importantly he taught me how to hate and now i guess whatever he taught me is working against him...for the second person...i am neutral against her but its just that i kinda lost this trust between the both of us...i have been thinking hard and i guess somethings just dont work out the way you want things to be and the person you love most can be the one who hurts you super deeply...when love turns into hate,it can be really bad...i have not been in love many times but i guess the wound that was made cannot be healed that easily and i guess it takes time for that to happen...i feel cheated and lost apart ...to that person who i really hold a grudge to i just want to let you know that i tried to forgive but you have disgusted me far too much..

you broke my heart
and i am left to pick up the pieces

2006-04-15T02:20:00.000+08:00

hail the money and rain goddess

aha..i am back again by popular demand..so today was good friday...i was like telling renee,sherrie lauren and charmaine seow that it would definitely rain..no one believed me..no one there were like hahaahaha as though rain drops contain jokes inside..and guess what?aha it rained cats and dogs..hamsters birds...(i am so funny).so far i havent found money but soon i will...today desmond and charms came to my church for the good friday service...i was confused and lost because i didnt know what songs they were singing..then throughout the service everyone suddenly turned into frosty the snowman..so sudden and the pastor became father santa claus and the choir became the angles or angels...i cant differentiate the two..why is that so because the whole room was freaking cold....and jillian had to take my sweater so i borrowed from shalom wh soon became an ice cubey..desmond was like super hungry and like we all flew to draw money then to the hawker centre...we ate and like crapped all the way...

names spelt wrongly
desmond spelt my friends name christabel as crystal bell...like what the hell..whats with the crystalisation can..so i said that sometimes i spell his name as demond instead of desmond when i am in a rush..and he said there wasnt a link...hm...we were talking about being rabis,window cleaners and so on...it was fun la and i enjoyed the conversations and all..we walked in the rain though and i think jillian may fall sick soon..she has a weak constitute..

disturbing ur family can be so much fun get ur family pack today while stocks lasts
i just love disturbing my family....lets start with my 1) grandfather aka(gong gong or gongs for short)...as u all know i love switching all the lights whenever he is bathing..and here is another act that annoys him...my grandfather is kinda deaf so he talks really loudly..or rather shouts..so when he talks to his friend on the phone the whole house shakes....then one day as bored as i always am...i picked up the other phone and said these 3 words "BABY SEAL BEAN" and hurry puy down thr phone because I was looking through my mighty beans collection... THEN GONGS WAS CONFUSED and kept on repeating himself like"hello hello because he thought the phone had a problem..ahaha next i used a piece of paper and rubbed it on the speaker thus creating a sizzling sound..this time he shouted louder"hello hello"thinking that the line was almost cut off...my grandma shouted and asked him to shut up...hiaz.......this is funny

2)grandmother(aka pops or popsicals)
she snores like a cow...so i will pinch her nose when she is sleeping so that she cant snore...then i hurry let go and ran back to my bed...another time..when she was praying because she was keeling down i went to hit her butt..she nearly slapped me..that was quite mean but funny
oh and did i mention she didnt allow me to use her cosmetics so when she wasnt around i went to use her black eye liner,eye shadow and lipstick and ended up looking likea ghost

3)mother
i jabbed her eyeballs when she say asleep and this time i really got slapped...it was satisfying though..

4)brother
i accidentally stepped on his face when he was asleep..note the accident..i was blur in the morning

thats the end of my entry super tired gotta go...have fun jabbing the eyeballs of ur family members and getting a slap in return...

ps.charms cheer up k...i will always be there for u...anyway the truth is out so blah is innocent..and janice yue milkmaid..bette sleep more and get well soon...jillian stop being fahan's girlfriend la..

you are beautiful beyond description
too marvellous for words
hold me in ur arms never let me go
i wanna spend eternity with you

2006-04-10T19:39:00.000+08:00

Evidence of a money Goddess
ok so my blog is super screwed up...i just came back from camp like 3 days ago..havent the mood to blog...anyways here is another example that i am the money godess....DURING CAMP I PICKED UP LIKE TWENTY CENTS ON THE FREAKING FLOOR...not ten but 20!!last time was a 5 CENT then a dollar and now twenty cents...i am rich...my mum is like u know how difficult it is to pick up money from the floor...but like NO! i pick up money so often that i think that i may like set up a new occupation called nickle spotter.. i was like stoning at a side..then i saw a ten cent coin and i was like HALLELUJIA! i picked up 10 cents then after that i saw another 10 cent next to it..i think they are couples...whao this is super cool....

Sponsers
i seriously desperately need like sponsers of whitening cream to sponser me...i am getting so tan that hardly anyone can see me....i think after OBS everyone will start knocking into me and like saying omg dionne i thought u were the tree bark or something....whao during the camp i was like squeezing the hell out of my sun block...until my instructor called me the sun block girl...i think when i grow up i will marry the banana boat man...i think bathing in a pool of sun block is no problem for me...it will be like a daily routine...

CAMP ROCKS PEBBLES STONES AND FOSSILIES(get the pun)
lets talk about camp...i enjoyed myself so much to the extent that i cried on the last day...its like super duper enjoyable...there was this instructor called celeste...whoo...her legs are so hot and tonned...we dont need a campfire we just have to put her in the middle of the camp fire place and start singing the camp fire song because she is like as hot as fire....sherrie and i are mesmerized by her legs....put me in the middle of the whole camp fire everyone would be wondering what the freak is a stupid old tree doing there...anyways we were called moonstones aka mental blockers...thats because we are oh so pretty that u keep on looking at us and ur mind gets blanked and super blocked...i did like the flying fox thinggy,and kayaking on the first day...kayaking rocks but it was only for a while....then we had to wash up...ha that was fun...but the kayaks we like so heavy...the ratio of like the kayaks to the people carrying it is like....1:7
but like desmond could carry one himself..thats super crazy and strong..nikkole was good at that too....seriously speaking i wanna see how it looks when everyone flys during the belaying process...i think it would be so cute and i will laugh till i wet my pants..

(helmets and flying belayers)
anyways the helmets are like super smelly..i had to wash my hair 4 times...to get rid of that smell...the shampoo company can like just worship me now...SPONSERS HINT AGAIN...i was like annoying sherrie with that stupid centiped at the corner at the cubicle..i mean it was oblivious to the two of us and sherrie was like using the water to wash it to my side...then we were like commenting about the shapes the stupid worm was turning into...and sherrie kinda saw me unclothed she did it on purpose....she was like oh i dropped something and then turned back and like ah!! i saw ur chests...we kinda bathed together BUT clothed because we didnt have time..i think desmond heard that and was grossed out..he hears all kinds of stuff

camp fire
camp fire was cool...actually the heat was hot(get it?)we did the pokemon song AGAIN!forever can...all the perfomances were quite good and interesting...we didnt win but living in a world of self denial we won...after that i went to find my bestest friend in the whole world Jillian..in the end we ended up looking at celeste legs and jillian finally gave up fraddy and decided that timothy was hottest of the hottest dudes.....then we all had to sleep and i kinda lied to desmond that i had to go to the toilet but i actually went to find my friends...then when i came back he told me to go the sleep if not he will beat me up....like whatever can...i know he wont...i really miss camp so much is it SO MUCH BETTER THAN MEGA CAMP!!!if camp was a guy i will marry him.....i miss all my members and like desmond and nikkole(i cried when she left)...before i end i would like to comment that desmond has an annoying alarm clock that like woke everyone up so early.....isit his ar..

i love camp!
btw i went for a check up because of OBS the nurse said i was sexy!!because like my BMI WAS 18.8..whoo hoo..sherrie was like i dont kno what is my BMI?i told her it was so heavy the nurse did not want to comment on anything...ya and my lastest hobby is switching off the lights when my grandfather is bathing..it will wake the whole house up because of his scream..but oh well..its so fun..bye for now and group 12 thanks for the happy memories love you guys loads ..

2006-03-19T00:45:00.000+08:00

i have reached the highest level of ownage
ha!!!my mother got owned by me....that day i was telling her to get new specs for me because mine covers half my face...so she was like you think i print money ar....you try picking up 10 cents on the floor la...see whether you can anot...wah i was like super happy when i heard this sentence and answered her promptly"I PICKED UP A TOTAL OF ONE DOLLAR AND FIVE CENTS IN A WEEK!!"she was speechless..ahahaha she kana OWNED!!!me being the money goddess has finally owned my mother...seriouly everyone should just call me the money goddess...and now as i am typing all these my brother is like farting away(this is so random)wah his fart is diffussing into the air..he should be called fart god..or rather shit dung fart face..remember the story of him soiling his pants....so back to my story...always when i walk down orchard road or like i am at orchard mrt waiting for anthony snatcher MISS JILLIAN GOH ZI YING THE LATER BUG to come...many charity organisation helpers will crowd around me and ask me to donate...dont tell me they do that to you too ok....but really i think i have the cai shen ye face or either i have words like "come to me baby!!my cash flow is like water or something..)written all over my head...and once this guy was like hey you are really pretty do u want to donate...i was like i look pretty everyday haha and said i dont have money(i really dont have)and he walked away with the whatever-i-am-saying-u-are-pretty-because-i-wanna-go-home-soon kinda face...whatever..see i owned him again...
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jillian who always gets own and the desperate donate generously people
jillian is always so nice she always gives in to the please donate generously people..and in the end finds out that she is $10 poorer and ends up being quite cheesed off.......hiaz........now the donte generously people owned her...she always gets own...hope she doesnt reads this...oh ya...renee also...everyday donate...once we were both walking down the bustling roads of orchad road when this happy guy appraoched us to like donate..he thought we were sisters and said i was like the younger one....in actual fact i am older than renee...ok whatever...then he kept on bugging us and that time my funds were extremely low...and renee was like hey lets donate 5 dollars 5 dollars...i was like ok..i mean i cant say no...u donate everything la....my mum gives me so little allowance can....but its ok maybe i am blessed with the gift of ownagity after donating...

chronicals of the cannot start the fire legend
oh ya that day in the science lab...we had to do some crystalisation thinggy...so like we had to do heating...and guess what instead of like trying to light up the fire at the top of the bunsen burner...i kept aiming the fire starter thinggy at the gas hole...forever..i have been doind this since the sec one practical exam...i kept on aiming at the gas hole thinggy...so obviously no fire appeared..i raised up my hand and told myteacher the thinngy was faulty...she ask me to show her how to start the fire..and i did what i previously did...and she gave me a knock on my head...hiaz...so blurr..haha i am going to print some money now..bye and i am going to marry anthony...whoo hoo...

2006-03-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

me the money goddess
why do i say so?well because that day during pe lessons....someone dropped 5 cent....no one else saw it except it...i hastily picked it up and placed it into my pocket...i told renee and she said i was cheap skate...i mean like 5 cents can be used to combine with another 5 cents to like buy a fishball lore...so i told her that i hae the cai sen ye face...she was like whatever...fine....so she just wanna whatever me right...the next day...HA!i found a one dollar...it was in the morning when i was walking to school...then i walked to my void deck and i kinda kicked the coin...whao it caught my eye suddenly my melon seed eyes become like a goli(which means marble)...i hurriedly picked it up and the cleaning aunty look at me angrily...i think she must have dropped it while cleaning...i just acted like nothing happened and walked away...haha too bad the money doesnt have a name and finders keepers...i would have given it to her if it were a 50 dollar note...ai ya the aunty just sacrificed ten fish balls

the teacher who cracked me up
there was this teacher who was super funny...he was like get into groups of aids(instead of eights)then i was like telling my friends how about the hiv and the contraceptive methods...ahahaha so funny...ok whatever..

i have been kinda depressed lately...my watch was lost...my grades are like shit..everything is just going against me and all...and the most hurtful thing is doing things that u put in so much effort in but no one gives a damn about it...i mean this is not the first time...this thing that i am involved in has brought me continuous heartaches and made me cry so many times until i am so immune to it....someone says that she sees the effort u put in and everything but oh well i think she doesnt...i tried so many times but does she recognises it..like no...its all rubbish...i tried so hard...give in all my best and its just not worth the effort..i am wasting my life man..i think i had enough of all her nonsense i just cant take it anymore..i guess the solution to all these is just to take my leave....i tried for two years..i almost gave up on the second but now i lost all my passion...effort is just all rubbish in this case...its just all talent..i experienced it before...as long as u have talent you dont attend it so often u still get in in the end...i guess i am just not suited for this....but i did have a few happy memories in the first year...its just over for me...

2006-03-04T00:17:00.000+08:00

introduction and the tale of two deranged girls who are trying so hard to see their crush in his birthday suit...
aha!!i am back again and again and again...so just a question...who wants to watch disney on ice with me...i will most likely be watching it with JILLIAN!!!oh we both thinks this guy is super cute and we want to see him in a pair of speedos...he looks so cute with glasses on or off....he looks cute with or without a cap and we both came to a conclusion that he looks hot with clothes or in his birthday suit which means he is completely naked...hmmmmm....how we wish he could marry us both..we seriously dont mind sharing him and everything...that time we both were really bored because our surroundings were not really appealing...so we were stoning,pebbling,fossiling and like rocking..then suddenly our object of affection cum admiration entered through the door and was looking dashing and gorgeous as usual...whao i tell u we suddenly perked up and squealed. the people around us were like shocked and glared at us...we were transfixed for a moment...silence enveloped the whole room and we were immune to our surroundings...he was like an angel who emitted a blinding glow which lifted us high into the air and we felt as though we couldnt come back to earth....it was spell bounding and our knight in the shining amour finally appeared after 3 months!!!! my english is so chim haha...ok whatever.anyways he is really drop dead gorgeous and u should really look at him...i will sell my whole hello kitty collection to spend one day with him...and jillian doesnt mind selling her new bed to raise funds for 40 different kinds of speedos for him to try on and pose in...desperation drives us to lose our senses and become deranged...i hate that word for nuts sake but i am still it..jillian and i should join the speedos club man....

campus superstar!! and mum's stupid comment
geraldine see is so pretty and adorable...her eyes are so nice...and mine look like freaking melon seedsss...renfred is cute too!that time my mum told me"hey girl u know ur father and my dream is to see u on stage leading singspiration during service...."i was like i dont want...then she said"u ar...dont come and act like these people everyday dreaming of becoming a star and becoming famous!!i wont allow u to join SINGAPORE IDOL!!"i was like too bad the voice is mine...until u stuff chilli down my throat then will my voice be gone..my mum cant sing her voice is deafening..i realise that u can get in to like vjc choir if u have a good voice that is so cool...my teacher told me that...and choir is so boring...anyways i got to go now and admire my beautiful "SHAVEN LEGS".ITS SO SMOOTH AND SILKY EVEN THE CLOTH RUNS DOWN MY LEG LIKE A SLIPPERY SLOPE....bye for now....

extension because i realised that i admire my leg for one hour already...
that time i was like wrapped in my towel because i finished bathing and then i like came out of the bath room singing so loudly...i then realised that my window was wide open and there was this ah beng staring at me...i freaked out and ran to my brothers room...they still continue looking hoping that i will return and this time be completely naked...this is so embarrassing....i will bring clothes to the bath room from today onwardss....SHIT MY SELF...talking about shit....my brother had bad diahoerroea(wrong spelling)that day...he couldnt control and kinda soiled his pants..so he was in the toilet and all and his BIAN TAI friend who always follows him to the toilet sprung a suprise attack on my brother by standing on the toilet bowl and staring over his cubicle to look at my him!GAY CAN...WITH MY BROTHER...EWW...however this ime he became useful...my brother used him as a messenger to tell the teacher to get him a pair of pants...so the teacher passed the pants to a boy to pass it to my brother...so the boy was like"open up open uP!!i wanna help u"when my brother opened the door...the smell was so over bearing to the extend that the boy vormitted.....so in the end the teacher had to take care of 2 boys...i was laughing so hard can...puke boy told the teacher"IT WAS SO SMELLY THAT I COULD NOT TAKE IT"whatever...the boy should be named SISSY...and this stupid classmate of SHIT DUNG BOY(WHICH IS RUSS HOE MY BROHER)charged INTO THE TOILET BY SPRAYING COLONGE ALL over the cubicle...he nearly sprayed it onto my brothers face..so once again the toilet smelled tantalizing and all was well again...stay tuned to the next episode of RUSS HOE AND THE LEGENDS OF THE TALKING TOILETS...(this story is true ok it happened in the 2nd floor toilet of st andrew's primary school)i wanna go to that JC!!(anti climax and out of point)

i really gtg..bye for now

hold me in ur arms never let me go,
i wanna spend eternity with you.....

2006-02-25T21:47:00.000+08:00

aha!i am back after a 2 weeks of back to back test which made me weep uncontrollably for...i have been so stressed up and everything...whao i cannot take it man...i am someone who cant work well under stress and i will be so deranged when i havent finish studying.i hate the word dernaged because it is used to describe someone.haha jillian will know who...finally its all over...so my life is normal...i was irritated because someone said something i didnt want to hear and it was so hurtful..never mind i shall not think about that...sec 3 is so stressful i cant stand it anymore...but i just god has been seeing my through the days of my test...thanks god...i guess praying really does works...

ok...lets start with something kinda funny...or rather to me...charmaine bought me this hello kitty micro pet for my bd(advertising my bd if u forgot my present okok jk)..my brother was so enthralled by it and told my mother about it...she was fascinated too and started playing with it she was like"hello!hello kitty!do u want to play with me"i thio shock...my mum talking to the hello kitty..the hello kitty said"ya"er..........note to mum:dont be so happy it is just a computerised cat that is forced to say that>>..after a while she started clapping and the hello kitty responded by dancing.after all that jazz my mum got sick of it and said"its so boring it keep on saying the same thing".hello mummy(get it its not hello kitty anymore..haha i am so funny!okok whatever i am just amusing myself) it only has a limited amount of movements it can do...i mean it is not a real human being...weird i think my mum is under stress too...one day she will talk to the mango in the fruit basket...and i think my dad will decide to sleep alone on the sofa..

the stupid monkey game
so on friday the major tests were kinda over...most of my classmates didnt wanna go for lunch so we stayed in class...we had a hair dressing competition.me against dayna and as usual i won..er..actually i am not sure but lets take it as me emerging as the champion...then we played monkey with a little ball...the players were me dayna,joyce,sherrie renee and amandal...so i told them if i ever become the money i will strip naked...(i was just joking) so my bian tai friends were like eh...sabo dionne dont catch the ball she throws...so they just had to do that...and they made me strip...i didnt really but i took out my pinafore and the whole class started screaming and everything...crazy people they taunted me to strip and now they start screaming...being a chaste and conservative girl as i always am..i deciced to drop the act....crazy friends...oh and renee had to strip too..haha i think i will faint when i see her not so clothed..(HAHA RENEE I AM INSULTING U!!!)HOPE U ARE READING IT.i think she will look like a coconut tree...maybe if she stood on the beach she will blend in with it...ok renee dont come after me in school...lastly i would like to thank my friends for being there when i was down and seeing me through this stressful period...love u guys...

A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face...
when i need you, you are almost here...

2006-01-31T21:23:00.000+08:00

introduction and HIs again
ok everyone i am back by popular demand.ok i am joking.but i am freaking CHEESED OFF.why is that so?because everyone just DOES NOT want to support the dionne fan club and why is that so,its because they are jealous that i am tan not fair...and that i am not very tall....fine anything...even my STUPID president called chan su ann doesnt want to help me out....everyone just wanna talk about janice yue kha mun and how nice her sweet little blog is with all her baby photos.fine i admit it is nice and janice looks like with long hair BUT that does not mean that u guys have to go to visit her blog daily and start flooding her blog with sweet nothings like:hey janice i love ur blog,and hey i am just hopping by and cool blog.NO..DONT HAVE TO SAY THAT...just read and dont leave comments...haha janice start crying now....FINE FOR EVERY SINGLE person who tags my board i will give u A picture of my future husband which is none other than shawn lee OR a LIMITED EDITION SMELLY CORRECTION FLUID THAT U CAN SPRAY in to the perverts eyes...or janice's eyes so that she cannot update anymore...okok joking..JANICE I AM SO SORRY...su ann i know u are just joking and that u care so much for the welfare of my club thats why u are using reverse phycology on people...thanks and i think ur method helps alot...oh ya and before i go my mum is super hilarious for once...everytime when i take neoprints and i show her she will say:GIRL AH I GIVE U SO MUCH MONEY NOT TO TAKE NEOPETS!!".neopets is like the internet pet thinngy that i go crazy when i realise that i have very little money in my bank account and jillian has like millions....i nearly hacked jillian's account once..i should have... AND REMEMBER TO WATCH I NOT STUPID TOO.....

2006-01-27T20:06:00.000+08:00

INTRODUCTION AND GREETINGS......

hey hey i am back again.i went to watch i not stupid too with jillian and renee...it was super funny PLUS THERE WERE TWO SUPER CUTE guys cute until cannot cute...jillian was being super duper irritating.the show was like super touching so as usual i cried and jillian cried and renee who dun wanna be left out of the cool gang(which consists mainly of jillian and i) act cry too.haha renee offend me somemore now kana saboed.ya so we were so emotional and stuff and stupid jillian had to wipe her tears on me every time she cries its so gross.everyday wiping on me if it can whiten my skin sure no problem u can wipe dao bao but its like jillian goh zi ying's tears which are worthless and disgusting.how i wiss it was SHAWN LEE's tears man, i will make sure i keep it in a conatiner and heck whether mosquitoes are bred inside it.anyway if i get bitten it will be something like a love bite...cool....ya seriously shawn lee is super duper cute....and jillian wants half of him.SHE IS SO IRRIATING...

(ABOUT THE SUPER CUTE GUY CALLED GUAN YAO...)
that time i watched a television programme and there was this super cute and drop dead gorgeous guy. he was tall dark and handsome and he is 18...all the ladies in my house which refers to my mummy ,popo and me....were all mesmerized by him.This is what they said:

ME(the going to be white girl):WHAO!that guy is so cute omg gosh!mummy he is so cute right i want to marry him instantly!!!ar..popo ni kan ta hen shuai hore!!!oh man mummy help me read his chinese name i dunno how to!hey mummy hurry learn his name he is going to be ur son in law...popo ni bu yao yi zi kan ta la wo yao marry ta!!!

Mummy(the one who said "RUSS AR STOP READING HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SUCCESS!!!"ITS LIKE CHAMBER OF SECRETS SO COcK UP CAN.):eh..he is really very good looking leh!!whao!!i like..see he is so tall!!!i like this kind of guy..dionne ar when u marry a man please marry a guy like him...so tall...if not all ur off spring will be so short..so ugly...man must be tall...thats why i marry ur dad...(whatever like my dad is super tall)and he is so tan...please hore dont come and marry that kind of man who is like so fair...look like milk not even gung ho...and please la every day think of marrying people go and concentrate on ur studies first la..no one likes a girl who dont have brains hore...even how pretty u look and have no brains u will be like a pilliow inside all feathers(no link leh mummy)...AIYA READ THE CHINESE NAME URSELF U THINK I DICTIONARY AR!!!SO SIMPLE ALSO DUNNO. GO BACK TO PRIMARY ONE LA!!(whatever mum i was just asking u!!like as though u know)

POPO:whao!!da hen shuai leh...ze yang gao ye hen hao xin....and translated in english.....please la u think he wanna marry u ar...so small and scrawny...and so noisy boys see u all run for their lives...oui u dont so noisy can everyday talk on the phone if u wanna watch then shut up(oui popo no need so bad la u are just jealous gang gong not so handsome)

(PEOPLE WHO CRUSHES MY GONG GONG AU YONG HAI AKA ROLAND)
my gong gong is super sweet he always say that i am growing prettier each day...so nice...and he is super hilarious...janice yue and jillian goh crushes him...i told my grandpapa and he siad they were all cute...my grandmother heard and was kinda jealous she said that my grandfather so old who will like all ur friends are crazy...(she is just so jealo

(WU SHU PERFORMANCE AND THE DIONNE FAN CLUB)
ok wu shu performance today...i was so scared the light shined on me!!!yay fair for once!!!i kinda made some mistakes...but never mind...anyways hey people thanks so much for cheering me on...it was so sweet of u all and it build up my confidence...anyway u people wanna join the dionne fan club???so far here are the positions...its not easy to join...alot of auditions...so far like ONLY 6 people made it...

PRESIDENT: CHAN SU ANN
VICE PRESIDENT:JANICE YUE (RENEE IS FREAKING FIRED)
RIGHT HAND WOMAN:JILLIAN GOH ZI YING
TREASURER:CHARMAINE KOH LYE PENG
MAID AND TOILET CLEANER:RENEE TAN LIYAN
so here u have it..........

(ABOUT RENEE AND HER MEANESS AND A INNOCENT GIRL)
RENEE TAn li yan is irritating...she always bully me in school...she writes stuff on my chinese book...molests me....pinch me...and all.but i am an innocent 15 year old girl who ties her hair in little pigtails...i just sit down in a dark corner and cry weeping all day and hoping that all this sadness and turmoil will end one day...i dun want to hurt her feelings she is my best friend after all....renee tan liyan i just wanna tell u that although u have hurt me ever so deeply i always treat u as my best friend....please do not hurt me anymore...i beg of u..i am so scared....

(good news for 3A3 CLASSMATES!!)
HEY 3A3IANS wanna tell u a piece of good news... my correction fluid is finishing soon..u can celebrate and have a party...although i know it is super smelly and like u can smell it from the other side of the classroom...please do not blame me...i am just an INNOCENT 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO NEEDS TO CANCEL THE WRONG PARTS OF HER WORK...please get me a new one before i buy the same brand again and u all start yelling at me...its china brand what do u expect...perfume in it ar...my mum bought so many...she thinks its cheap...its so hard to say goodbye...farewell correction fluid..i will always remember the times i gripped u firmly between my fingers and squeezed u real hard....

(FEBRUARY 11 THE DAY U ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR...)

yay its like singapore idol auditions so exciting and OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO...I KINDA LIKE THIS VODAFONE shirt...and its red thanks everyone for sharing the money to get me that shirt...thanks ar thanks....(hint )

2006-01-10T20:12:00.000+08:00

AR!!!someone in my house is driving me crazy.i will start donating generously to charity shows and hopefully i will be able to win a condo unit and move in there when i grow up.i need all the luck i can get.my wish for my birthday is that i will win a condo from some lucky draw or something.i need ear plugs desperatelyl.sigh.help me!!!

2006-01-10T18:36:00.000+08:00

aha!its been a long time since i have blogged.the last entry was about boys and zookeepers but now its about chocolate!jan.charms and i went to jilly's house to celebrate her birthday.her mother bought her a chocolate fountain.how cool is that.we dipped bananas,strawberries,oreos and marshmallows.janice loves the fountain.she got it over her face.i think we should the next one who should go into the chocolate factory.

i was kinda bored so i decided to draw on a marshmallow.
my first attempt was kinda not really nice.i wanted
to do harry potter but it end up looking like a beggar.
so i suggested that everyone design their own marshmallows
and ask jillian's dad to be the judge.(jillian's dad has a crush on me
he said that i changed from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan)
hey jillian u can start calling me ur mum.so we all designed and here is our chocolate family.
the one with the bao hair is NOT A TALIBAN it is the mother of the family.
and the one next to her is her husband.that couple is created by janice.btw the green
grape is a dog.it doesnt even look like one.

this bikini girl was created by me. the four of us.we even have chocolate on our faces can.we are holding up our creations.anyway happy birthday jillian!!

2005-12-13T17:29:00.000+08:00

ok been back from tasmania since last decade and havent been updating.here are some pictures from the trip i better just show pictures and do a short write up if not people like rachel will complain that i am writting a hundred work essay and dory and charms will say that i have no commas and fullstops whatsoever and that they cant read. Alright this is johnathan the sexy zookeeper that i had a major crush on in tasmania.look at him we do look good as a couple.but i think he is 26.and he hugged the wombat instead of me can.the little wombat is super fat i think one day it will explode and the food will just burst forth from his stomach.i think i am better than the wombat right.anyway this is at the wildlife park in which the wallabys and kangaroos and run everywhere and u can just feed them.i tried hugging one but it ran away.so i chased it relentlessly but to no avail.people queuing to hug me and he keeps on running away.
ha the sexy zoo keeper is back and he is hugging the wombat again.i think the wombat kinda wants to be breatfed or something.my mum scolded me.she told me that she brought me to australia to learn stuff but instead i am like on a man hunt.but i cant help it even the toilet cleaners are damn cute.not like singapore the toilet cleaners are like ah pehs and more ah pehs who look grumpy.
aha!this is the tasmanian devil.cute eh.ya thats renee she looks like tha so mean and evil.tasmanian devil's ears gets red when they are super angry.see i learnt something instead of looking at guys.anyway i learnt a lot of things from johnathan.i think my mum was rather pissed that i kept on starring at him.and also she knows my trick that instead of taking pictures of the cute animals i was trying to squeeze him into the picture.anyway the tasmanian grab their food like as though there is NO tomorrow.wah bao ar.they cling on so tighly to their food that the zookeeper can hold up the piece of meat with them dangling there.food only what why must they get so ji dong.i dont really there to touch his hand i mean he like holds the bloody rabbit meat and stuff so i dont think i will want to marry him anymore.

aha!!!guess who this is.THIS IS JANICE YUE KHA MUN.its an opposum.looks exactly like janice yue.just act some hair,pecs and many metallic rings in which she will get suck up if a big magnet hangs from the sky.this opposum has a rare kinda fur.its kinda golden yellow noramlly i think they are like brown.cant stand the animals theya re all so fat.they eat better stuff then people.oh and this opposum doesnt have a mate.what will u do if u are an opposum.i think i will talk to myself and try hunting down for cute male tourists who looks at me everyday.okok joking.i mean i will only think opposum so guys are out of the question.opposum opposum.

er.................i forgot where this was taken but i thought the ducklings are damn cute.they are following their mother.tried carrying one but it kept on running away.i think the duckling is racist just because i am a chinese so i cannot carry it la.fine man duckling go find a stupid ang moh guy to carry u.i fairer than one of the ducklings its tanner than me.

2005-11-18T15:49:00.000+08:00

this are the sleep over pictures.i cannot really post the others.

jillian looks so hore and buck tooth.

i look so...dionne.

pilliow fight ar!!!!! and look at me i am acting sleep thats my gift remember.oh ya and jillian calls
CEDRIC DIGGORY cegory dick like what the hell that sounds bad!!!!u are gonna get it man rupert grins wife wannabe.jillian keeps on practising the ha......thing that beauxbaton girls do and the butterflies start flying but i think cockraoches and white hairs will start flying out when jillian does that.creepy.better dont stand near jillian when she does that.i think only cum tong will like it man.AND JILLIAN stop saying that i am very pretty la.haha i will snatch rupert away from u.WATCH OUT.

2005-11-17T15:36:00.000+08:00

ok its been a long time since i have blogged.the holidays have started but there are like netball trainings thrice a week.i am beginning to like my cca a little more.hiaz....but i am getting really tan and i think if i continue to grow darker no one will ever be able to see me anymore.ok thats bad.well,dory is the one that just loves milking.buy her bottles for christmas and her birthday.she will love u to pieces.TO DORY:say somemore la think i cannot sabo u back ar fish cooked with milk guy.i am going to watch harry potter later with renee.we get to watch it on the opening day.so cool...i really miss 2b3.its so fun even grace tan seems nice now.i can remember the time when she was like my partner.she beats me up really hard and throw the stupid stars at me in which were made up used up correction tape kind of paper.time passes so quickly.soon,i may be waklking down the aisle and getting married to ahem.ok maybe not."Oo"4 more days to tasmania!!!yipee.oh and i fell down.my palms and leg was hurt.my palm is so pain that i cannot really bathe properly.

i just stuck little flowers on my fingernails.its so cute.well...i was watching jakie chan adventures not long and there were these flying magical cows which were so cute.and when they were attacked by the bad guys and slashed in their bodies,there will be sweets which will fly out from their tummies.so cute i am going to call up kids central and see if they sell the flying cows.mega camp was kinda fun EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE WE HAD TO SLEEP IN TENTS !!!!i dont like it because there were many bugs.people always say that i can sleep everywhere but actually i am just faking sleep because i get to hear what everybody says.thats my gift.to act sleep.no one can do it as well as i can.there were two mega camp leaders who were kinda cute.but i think ahem is cuter.we did kayaking and rafting and trekking etc. i was damn terrified that i will get darker so i put like alot of sunblock and someone said i look like some wayang kia.

tomorrow, my church is organising a pre camp party and they call it a chocolate party.i dont think it will be that chocolatey.but it sounds fun.anyway i have a joke to ask everyone.post ur answer on my tag board.question:what will u get when i jump into the red sea????ANYWAY CHARMAINE AND DORY I DID LEAVE A PARAGRAPH OKAY.

2005-11-16T18:57:00.000+08:00

don't pray fer oppotunities,but pray that u are ready when it comes

DIONNE ARH, PLEASE UPDATE ARH.

AND THATS YR BLOGGER BLOG NAME

HOI, know how to spell OPPORTUNITIES NOT.

TSKTSK.

PLEASE UPDATE SILLY.

Love,

DORY.

P.s STOP MILKING AND BLOG LA

2005-10-22T00:08:00.000+08:00

thats my junior nathasha's doggie.it is so whitish
and so pure.it is extremely friendly and adorable.
its so fluffy.hah!!!su ann's long lost cousin!!how i
wish i could this puppy.i wanna hug it now!!

hah!thats twinkle twinkle little star and it belongs
to none other than sherrie.they both look alike.
i like furry dogs.

that is chanel again.she looks so cute asleep.

yay!!training cancelled today.yeah right.dream on.
unless it rains.arg....balls are making me insane..
and this is the end of the pictures...look out for the
next update soon.and yes!!my pimples are improving.

2005-10-21T23:30:00.000+08:00

Finally i was able to take a picture with clara
the motherly and kind class mate whom i have been
with since i was primary one.and next to me is my
fishy business partner!!

the littlest kitten who is really micromini and very
vulnerable.she looks like she is going to
scatter into millions of pieces once she falls onto the ground.

one of my most favourite pictures!!
caramel and angeline!!!!she is wearing
a tribal suit made by me we look the same.
just like twins.

hiaz.....stupid bunny face.say angeline look like
bunny somemore la.u look more like one now.
i am gonna pull ur tongue. may the tongues be
with u now and forever more and may they
be filled with rice daily.

2005-10-21T22:20:00.000+08:00

my Undark partner and me.do u smell something FISHY.ahem*

My best nugget friend.she is so sweet to always keep a nugget for me.
may the nuggets be with u. The ah soh club.look at amandal her face is so crumpled.

rachel and me!!i managed to see her at safari at PL today.
she is so cute.we kinda look alike right. AHA!that renee,me and my crush.chanel.that is lau yu tings's doggie
my dog should be called esprit.

2005-10-21T22:18:00.000+08:00

today was safari at PL.it was really fun.last time to be kee siao with the clique.we dressed up as jungle woman but in the end ended up looking more like some romans.and my senior asked us if we were julia ceaser.hiaz....we also looked alot like a forest especially when we walked together.i dressed angeline up in a safari outfit.she looked super cute in it.nah she always look so cute.she was dressed up as a mummy when we supported debbie diane and shi mun in the chinese singing competition.i think a lot of people think i am retarded for dressing up a doll.elizabeth said i was deprieved of a memorable childhood.whatever.anyway su ann keeps on saying and saying that angeline looks like a bunny. i think she looks more like one can.she looks like a fluffy white bunny who enjoys eating rice grains.oops!anyway i think that su ann was a bunny in her previous life.haha too bad su ann u can be angeline's bunny sister.today we actually look kinda half naked.just like cloth wrapped around us.the doggies were all very cute.i have a crush on lau yu ting's dog. i asked lau yu ting if i could marry it but she didnt allow me too.she said that it is going to die also.her dog is a toy dog breed so miny.i thot that the eldds play was kinda good.saw james and rachel.mrs wong's son and daughter.they are both so cute.we felt quite bored walking in rounds so we stayed in the computer lab and enjoyed the air con.we didnt do the chincilla quiz.i think i most probably might get a zero.then after the safari at pl had training.hiaz...i dread training.i was very tired.i played two games .finally i was given a chance to go on court.the girl who played with us keeps on saying shit.if she is in our team.i think at the end of the year end up paying 100 dollars or more. and by the way .janice yue kar mun loves milk.not the normal milk powder kind.but another special kind of milk.hiaz...janice stop drinking milk la.its not nice.but i think its really healthy.hahaha.i wonder if u have enough supply to last forever.and btw i dont wanna be chocolate milk.i rather be coke.anyway yesterday was the singing competiton.deb,diane and shimun represented our class.they could dance really well.the way shimun stood up with her post was like super hilarious.she suddenly jerked up.and then she jumped around and ran to the mike,she was like super ji dong like as though the mike would run away.haha. i am still laughing at the thot of it.i was wrapped around in toilet paper like a mummy because their song was related to mummies as in the egyptian ones. then the clique stood up doing the chorus and did stupid actions.once again we mulated ourselves.but then again we can never get this chance again.i really like 2b3 alot and i cannot bear the thot of leaving and going our seperate ways.hiaz...why is it always so hard to say good bye.why must all good things come to an end.why dont bad things never happen isnt that better? i will miss how i irriated my frewns,the conflicts the fun and laughter we shared and i will also miss ms wong's grumbles and mumbles.our class room contained lot of our tears and happiness.i dont think i will leave the classroom until the school attendent chases me away. and i will lock up the classroom until 7 o clock so that no one will leave.okok joking joking.i think the world is really unfair.sometimes one person get a whole lot of good gifts and talents but others dont have and they have to work so hard just to obtain their goals.unfair so unfair.anyway why cant it be undark.okok thats so lame.anyway here are some pictures of safari at PL and todays events.

2005-10-21T22:17:00.000+08:00

2005-10-15T17:02:00.000+08:00

The china students

2005-10-15T17:01:00.001+08:00

Drawings

2005-10-15T17:01:00.000+08:00

Jules and Me. =)

2005-10-15T17:00:00.001+08:00

The 4 of Us. <3

2005-10-15T17:00:00.000+08:00

Another one of my crushes. Tsktsk. xD

2005-10-15T16:58:00.000+08:00

Group 7! =)

2005-10-15T16:57:00.000+08:00

Xiao Yang =)

2005-10-15T16:56:00.000+08:00

The rowers =D

2005-10-15T16:55:00.000+08:00

ohhh man so cute. x]

2005-10-15T16:31:00.002+08:00

James and me. =D

2005-10-15T16:31:00.001+08:00

two of us

2005-10-15T16:31:00.000+08:00

James, rach and Me. =)

2005-10-15T16:30:00.000+08:00

The whole group

2005-10-15T16:28:00.000+08:00

Ms wong? Ha.

2005-10-15T16:26:00.000+08:00

We are so vain. xD

2005-10-15T16:25:00.000+08:00

Once again, another of my crushes. tsk. xD

2005-10-15T15:58:00.000+08:00

Renee and Me. =D

2005-10-15T15:38:00.000+08:00

the nurse looks like barney. barney is interesting.i can sing almost all his songs.

this is in china.renee my best friend cum room mate.ask her all the terrors she suffers..

2005-10-15T14:07:00.000+08:00

Pimple condition:improve a little!!!i hate breakouts!!
anyway today i wne for a medical check up because my back bone was crooked.and then i had to go for an x ray thinggy to see how crooked it was.anyway i entered a room first and they took my height ,weight and blah blah blah...and then THIS IS THE POINT WHEN THE FREAKING NURSE ANGERED ME .she asked me:HAS UR VOICE BROKE!!!what the hell!!!my voice broke??i am a girl leh!!then she was like:SORRY SORRY GIRL I MEAN TO ASK U IF U HAD UR PERIOD.hiaz....do i really look like a boy?i even let my hair down leh!!!stupid nurse that look like barney the dinosaur.and then i went for an x ray.i had to like wear this long dress and the nurse was like stand up straight, spread out ur hands,look up and DONT BREATHE.i was like what how to dont breathe.i think the nurses at the health promotion board are kinda werid.first they think i am a boy then they dont want me to breathe.then i went back to toa payoh HUB and ate breakfast at mac's.

yesterday....
after founder's day i went out wil jillian to P.S!!!P.S again.forever one.always when i go out with jancie charms and jillian ALWAYS end up in bugis!!!arg....or P.S.i think i might know almost every store.we went to K.F.C and we saw jillian's lover.(haha) anyways then we went to jillian's house since there was nothing to do.on the mrt jillian was like craning her head to look at some sign thinggy so i thought she wanted to lie and me and i tilted my head and nearly lay my head on the ah pei's shoulder.it was really funny man.he looked at me with the what is your problem and dont eat my tofu kinda face.then....we arrived at jill's house.i played my fav.and most pro game :Dai pai dong.jillian damn 'pro' her score is like a few hundereds.jillian keep up the good work!!haha.then we both felt sleepy and decided to sleep because we needed to go for a meeting in church as we are in charge of games for the church camp.jillian didnt allow me to sleep on her sister's bed so i had to sleep on her stinky bed which she drools her.so we slept and slept and were supposed to wake up at 3.30 but jillian pressed down the button.i heard the alarm but couldnt wake up.then at 3.57 the alarm RANG AGAIN AND JILLIAN SPRANG UP AND SHOUTED ARG...LATE!!!then i rose up and we both ran out of the house.we were like some walking corpse .it was so exhauted.sian ze pua.i learnt that from jill.jillian also keeps on saying KNS which means kana sai. i heard as CAN ASS because she says it so quickly so i call it kuan tou pi gu.that means can ass in chinese.

the day before before...
clique outing.it was damn fun.we watched corpse bride.i was so touched andi cried.su ann was bloody irritating she dipped her nachos into cheese and then wipe the cheese on my face.and then i think she ate it up.essence of dionne is good for ur skin.then we took stupid pictures LIKE ALMOST EVERYWHERE people everywhere give us weird looks.year 2005 P.S cover girls.i think it should only be me.i am also NEWater cover girl.we hid bird's wallet she was freaked out.then..renee,amandal,charlotte and me went to get something to eat and drink and su ann went to find her beloved.who else but the person who starts with a p and ends with a y.her sister is called paddings.that was what we invented when we saw paddings in spotlight.ok i am trying tp upload china pictures now.

2005-08-30T20:52:00.000+08:00

pimple condition:Improving????blemishes are evident
hey hey i am so happy today my cyber week group managed to win first overall.anyway i enjoy acting as the crazy lady.its so fun throwing babies down and then crying over them.i kept on shaking and the doll vigourously and throwing it on the floor over and over again.mrs tan said that i dont even need to act and that i am naturally insane.i think today i look rather dirty and i think i can act like dara in clay marble.no no no...i wanna be nea and it would be the best if *ahem*(na..)is sarun.janice did well and she was so slow in changing into her doctor suit.i tell u if she was a real doctor whao!!all burn to death already ar!!but she was so funny when she spoke in the french accent.mrs tan said the winning groups will have attractive prizes.ya so right man.biscuits are kinda not really attractive.the packing looks so dull.maybe they should print my face on it so that it will look super sttractive.then i dont mind winning a billion times and throwing burnt babies out of the windows continunously.renee looked nice in her outfit today.debbie looked smart.diane looked like a rabbit and does not resemble a dog in anyway.

okoknow let me update u with all my recent crushes
1) the father of the qiao yun in the lay eggs chinese seriel/.he is so cute and nice.and he doesnt really have hair.

2)the florist
the uncle which i bought the flowers from is so super nice and cute.i think he crushes me.maybe he thinks i resemble the rose.oh well....he helped me cut all the thorns away and cut the stem shorter .so sweet.he gives me extra treatment.note to people:dont try to seduce him man.

3)the turkish ice cream seller
he is so cute but kinda short.my mother keep on emphasizing on the fact that i must find a tall guy when i grow up so that all my offsprings would be tall.she keeps on using my dad as an example.like look at ur dad,he is so tall and handsome blah blah blah....thats because my mum loves him mar.anyway i am also not really tall.like some thumbellina girl.okok whatever but the turkish man is proded at serving ice cream.i thought he was going to drop the cone.i like his eyes,they look like gummies.grow taller turkish guy and i will marry u .we can eat ice cream everyday till we puke@!!!

4)ahem this is my favourite.i shall not put his name but he is kinda well known(na...)
he is so charming and he looks so innocent.next to him i look like some insane woman.he is like so quiet and always smile so sweetly.i think we are the best couple man!!!i always see him.once after school.i am really fated with him man.i think we should get married.anyone wanna plan for us.after i get pregant and gave birth i shall throw the baby down .okok jk.

went heart land mall today with act tall renaa.charlotte and boyfriend kept on stocking us.stop it charlotte just stop it.renee wanted to get some important girl thing and i was so worried that charlotte's boyfriend would pop his head out amongst the packaging.maybe charlotte will pop out of the toilet bowl when i am using the toilet.ok whatever i am lame.renee and i thinks that someone is kinda shallow and is very poser mania.she should win miss poser forever in the world contest.and keeps on annoying us both until we cannot take it anymore.renee syas she wanna bao because she always wants everything done her way.i told renee that she should just let that girl do everything.hiaz.....sometimes i get so overly annoyed that i wanna throw her books on the floor.actually why ar?never mind i can only think of that now.maybe i can throw her bag out of her window.

things can never be the same again.
and will never be.

i still have that werid feeling against a certain person which i dont know why.i am trying very hard but i still cant get rid of it.sad case. and in the end i end up getting annoyed by the person and i start irritating my self.anyway gonna go put pimple free mask.dionne out---

2005-08-26T09:08:00.000+08:00

Girl thins hair but friends thinks it look normal.
pimple condition:better!!thanks to clean and clear!
okok look at the headlines!!!!i thinned my hair and everyone thinks it the same and when i ask my friends the difference most of them just said my ponytail shrunk.haha.i am going to china soon and its so exciting.but i have to bring my books there to study.hiya.netball was fun for once.we got to play the positions that we werent in.cool!it was called the rojak game!!!

anyway i finished my D and T cam toy and su ann's one looked like two ice lollies jumping up and down although it was like two little twin stars.the angels hair are like damn straight and it is wrong because one of them is boy and has blue hair.one of the twin must have turned gay and rebonded his hair. it should be LITTLE GAY STARs su anny.i did a witch and a pumpkin and a cat in a witch's pot.mrs ewa lim said that i looked like some christmas tree because of so many extra things which i stuck on my toy.su ann said it looks so complicated.

whatever su ann u always say that because ur looks plain.haha.i cannot go to church for 2 weeks and that means i cant see ahem.but its ok i will try to remember how he looks.anyway that i not an ulterior motive to go to church.renee and i have a new motto which is'sharks boy and larvas girls'.it sounds kinda ah lian but it is so amusing.that time clara ying dropped something on the floor and said sharks!so i continued the sentence by saying LARVA GIRL.if anyone doesnt know what i am saying, i am referring to the upcoming movie SHARK BOY AND LARVA GIRL IN 3D!!!so cool.i wanna be larva girl.renee did not allow me to drink her water during training because she said that i will spill larva everywhere.

anyway i am so irritated with u,or rather
someone in my class.
always treat people like some spare tyre.
only some people mean the world to u.
its ok if i am ur friend,u dont bother,u dont care.
i am just another to add into ur freindsy collection.
anyway if u look back when u are old,all
u remember is only some people. fine let it be that way then.
looks like our friendship would END HERE.
and let me tell u loud and clear that i HATE being
used.so stop bothering me only when something
is going wrong because u always tell people
that u hate that kind of treatment.
what goes around come around.
so it may happen to u.

2005-08-16T19:03:00.000+08:00

pimple condition: BAD! i look like a pimple plantation.
long time since i have blogged.today ms wong returned us our maths test papers.oh well reneeand i passed and we did better than we expected. su anny kinda broke my pen.i am angry with her in a jokingly manner and then i stole her newly bought blanko and started squeezing and stepping on it. suann(MUHAHA).Someone kinda got on my nerves today.and another looked like rudolf the red nose raindeer.i love it when mrs tan miss out some points and then give me more marks later on. its so fun to see the marks on ur paper increase.changed duty today.anyways yun zhen sent me home today and i think that her mother is super nice.she is so friendly and yun zhen was really funny.her mother went in circles as she couldnt find where junction 8 was.then yun zhen and i alighted she shopped for less then 8 minutes and then we both went home.

yesterday i was like kinda the last one to come on stage for the prefect handover thinggy when it was the sec 2s turn to come out.everyone finished bowing then it was my turn and i popped my head out looking extremely blurr and bao.su ann and amandal kept laughing. jillian too she said her class was laughing alot.hiya it was because as clara went out she opened the curtain and it fell back on me and kinda push me back a little.see how heavy the curtains were and then i couldnt find the parting so was trapped for 1 sec.and then when i went out i was already late.kinda embarrasing but lucky i am small and hardly visible.

i saw elizabeth working at mos.she looked like a sailor.maybe they have to go out to see to catch the prawns in the sea. rachel and i went to the HDB hub because she had an ulterior motive.i had a craving for the bean drink.physics is so irritating.i think bio is better .i dont mind learning about the humann body now.su ann and i were partners in the computer lab.i keep on spoiling all the computers.i continuously pressed a button to see the computer screen shudder.then the com broke down.then the next computer that i went broke down on me again.and su ann hit me.then had chinese oral. my friend read sheng chu as xi niu which meant rinocerous.i laughed like crazy and i thought su ann caught the joke too but she was actually laughing because i was laughing.werid.i think zhu ge liang rocks his christian name should be chocolate. and su dong po should be called sotong ball in english.

when love turns to hate.it is scary.
i just realised that all kinds of love hurt.

2005-07-19T17:42:00.000+08:00

clique photo with puffy balloony mswong

changa changa changa guy and me

2005-07-19T17:10:00.000+08:00

diane,me and little miss cheong sam debbie
me,elizabeth and renee( head)
we are acting as the you better watch ur language guys by russell

peters.what the...
nicole looks really pretty in her outfit.everyone agrees too.
act angel cum snow queen guy

jenny and me

charmaine and me.her camera is weird

changa changa changa guy and me

2005-07-19T16:30:00.000+08:00

veronica ,me and paris hilton
The 'Bald coconuts"
best nugget friends!!!changa changa changa
the happy panjabi brothers!!!
indian brides for sale!one for 10 cents

hey hey everyone!!!yesterday was happy racial harmony day. i was so worried that i wore my costume on the wrong day.everyone was like messaging one another to confirm whether it was racial harmony.it was really fun and i think i looked kinda like a christmas tree because of all the extra stuff dangling from my neck and ears.debbie the 200 dollars cheong sam girl represented our class and i think she looked quite pretty.ms wong looked like a puffed up balloon and she was practically swimming in her costume.met panjabi brother after school and took a picture with her. we got the same panjabi just that the colour was different.oh and by the way jill and i are setting up a cleaning service and we are called the gang guo sisters because we are damn pro in cleaning the whole kitchen.we helped cleaned the trays in church too.just call us if u want to hire us we can pose to be ur eye candies if u hire us 2 .dory thot i looked matured for once in my outfit.thats because she looked like a kid. mr lim looked nice.renee and i took a picture with him and we like stood miles away from him.i dont know why also.haha rachel is jealous!!!elizabeth did not know how to smile and kept practising.charmaine's camera is werid.i look like some distorted monster when i took a picture with her.so we kept on taking.shi yun said i looked out of shape.renee thinks she is some kind of netball angel.she said that it was because of her that training was cancelled.i think the sky was frightened by her.i am then the real angel!!!!su ann got almost the same outfit as siang ying.she was so happy because she got to take a pic with her 'best friend'.amandal looked like renee.they want to act like snow queens.more pictures coming up!!!

2005-07-09T21:05:00.000+08:00

hey hey everyone look !so cute right!thats me and fen hong sei!!!!arg....but sad to say everyone thinks that we are brother and sister.and many people think i look like one of the villagers there!really meh?hiaz...we are a perfect match!thats melissa's favourite too.but i havent surrendered him yet.i think he miss me alot.i forgot his chinese name.but so sad he didnt give me any thing for remeberance.that time i told melissa that i think he crushes me and then she went to ask him. he said that he dint crush me and it broke my heart.but i think he was lying leh.

2005-07-06T21:54:00.000+08:00

pimple condition:kinda cleared
scars left:plenty
white spots:improving.

why why why is there no scar removal cream i dont mind paying all my allowance for that!!!anyway su anny is starting to break out!that stupid powder face. can u imagine she called me mud face.i am so sad. :( anyway i felt guilty i stepped and cracked a snail's shell. i think now it is in heaven eating heavenly grass enriched with calcuim and proteins.anyway i declare having a split personality.my other personality is called susan. susan kinda crushes dionne so like i am crushing myself.this is so complicated.went back to class and then grace tan scratched me.that crazy nut.now everyone thinks she has a crush on me.she will never crush me unless i am some kinda mushroom in her fav jap comics.

stupid renee and i are directing a show called initialF. its kinda vulgar and it is damn explicit.all the racing cars have vulgar words on it.hiaz....dun worry i am not racing it.i think jillian can be the banana bao hair guy.her act gypsy hair band gang can consist of janice,charms and clare.and su ann can be the face powder.(su ann !haha)i am kinda a good director u noe. this is my second show already.hi ya amandal wants to like come out with a cd or something.ya her cd can be given away as a free gift when u buy pencil leads.one lead also can.maybe people will start using normal pencils or pens.thats one sad case.

anyway any body interesting to join the skin care product club.so far it only consists of like su ann and me.she the compact powder can cover ur scars and me dionne cum susan is the mud which is a good facial spa treatmnet.the next person that joins the club can be called lipstick.not bad eh?i made a movie in school for renee its about her meeting with an accident while she is driving in her inital F.haha jay chou killed her!heho!then it ended with renee R.I.P which means rise if possible.haha

2005-07-02T22:58:00.000+08:00

like what the hell i didnt like say or do anything and people are like starting to get angry with me. this makes no sense at all. and just call me to say bye and come up with excuses that u forget what to say.like huh?i dont get it la. this is lame.and i am angry now. :(

2005-07-01T20:55:00.000+08:00

pimple condition:great improvement!!but now there are scars so i am going to use the china pearl cream that my friend's mother buy for me.hope my condition wont be worsened.

renee and i got in to the semi-finals but we didnt get into the top 3.hm...it was alright la i think we have all put in our best.dont know who ar so bad go and say that renee and i look like a dwarf and giant on stage. i am that short meh....anyway su ann the go and pluck some rice seeds guy thanks so much for rushing here and there and being so sweet to buy renee and i a brownie.and veronica thanks for being our talented fashion designer!!!u are really good at styling people.and thanks amandal , veronica,doralynn,renaa and su ann for like screaming ur lungs out . thank u everyone for being so supportive. sorry if i did not put ur name down!although we did not win but we have are really happy that we have true friends who are always so supportive and who are always there for us.thanks for all the encouragement!!!(i think u should all throw flowers at us when we emerged from the backstage)anyway to everyone who has been so sweet i wish u a happy st errisson's changa changa changa !!!!

went to mac's with pluck-some- wheat-guy and renee the yoda yoda.su ann tried folding the cup inside out and in the end resulted in tearing the cups into pieces.oh ya and btw pluck some wheat guy the girl birds are really so mean to u....so sad i feel like crying for u.

hiya this is to elizabeth tan the stupid bald coconut thanks for loaning me the stupid fan wong cd cover without the cd!!!and stop thinking of gross things ok..i am surely going to jab ur stupid eyeballs when u are sleeping in CHINA!!and i am also going to lift ur eyelids.watch out stupid cousin!i think i look like fann wong leh because when i smile i also have high cheek bones like hers...my mum is so proud that today is her 16th anniversary and go round telling me again and again.i think she wants me to like throw flowers and dance around her to congratulate her.my dad leh is so bo chap everyday so bo chap...

jillian and me are directing the show called when tony meets john. that is dedicated to our fathers because they both have the same attitude.i think that jillian father is quite cute just that he has the same hairstlye and wears the same sunglasses since eons ago...i think we are going to dress our fathers up as mafias....and i hope that they will shoot each other down.and i hope that when our mothers come to the rescue they will be shot too .then our fathers will hold our mums in their arms and say oh please dont go so soon....u are my light that guides my path and blah blah blah but actually they only want them to do the housework.

hiaz....i gtg now and remember that i rock like a rock!:J(this is called the dionne cum janice face)we invented it.and janice stop faking ur love for tim..

2005-06-20T23:13:00.000+08:00

pIMPLE CONDITION:IMROVING!!!!

Hey hey its been so long since i have blogged. The trip to China was great and i found a new crush called fen hong sei. He's not gay but he always wears a pink sweater and i also forgot his name. Well he is 2 years younger than me. But we look compatible because i look young and radiant.anyway i had diarrhoea and like vormitted thrice and i lost 3KG!!!(HALLELUJIA!!).but now i gained 1kg back damn it!!!The toilet was like just a drain and we had to like do everything there but i got use to it and did my business 6 times!!!!broke the record!i dont think anyone used the toilet to do thier business so many times. i think rachel went to the toilet twice only.we went to visit a school and planned some programmes for the little children.They are very adorable and they gave me some stuff at before i went to the hotel.

church camp was really fun and i could feel God's pressence.i am so happie because i got to see*ahem* . jillian is lucky the kham tong boys did not come this time.and then we all played this egg game like all the groups had to take care of an eggy but mine cracked 3 times!!!!and it was all my fault.

i am so stupid today.i went to eat 3 cups of yougurt and then i had diarrhoea again. wow!! i now declare myself to be the diarrhoea princess.i have a feeling i know who i am going to marry when i grow up.janice is going to be my pastor.and my mama san friends are going to be my bridesmaid.

hiaz......i am learning how to forgive but it is very hard for me to forget.things will NEVER be the same again.some people are just not sensitive to people's feelings because they are just too occupied about themselves.what can i say?i am trying to not to bother anymore.actuslly i think its not that i dont like her but i think i dont like what she does because it irrtates me.I WILL TRY NOT TO BE AFFECTED!!!I think people who are copycats arent that nice people after all because they dont really have a mind of their own.

2005-05-29T21:55:00.000+08:00

Pimple condition:improving but there's still one big hideous one.....

okie dokie 1 day before i leave for china.wish me best of luck.i am going there for ten days.sigh.i am kinda starting to regret signing up for the trip because i feel that i am going to miss my parents ,grandparents and russ alot.i think i will cry.10 days without talking to jillian thats kinda bad.i am going to miss my clique too and all my close friends.and veronica don't forget to buy me a tiara so that i will go up and down the whole airport sending flying kisses when u come and fetch me .haha.i cannot imagine not having a proper bath for like 5 whole days.thats bad!!!!!but luckily mum bought a shampoo which does not need water!no disney channel,no aircon,no parents by my side,no calls....arg.....i am starting to get scared.anyway before i go wanna tell everyone that i will miss everyone.take care everybody and start missing mother thresa the second.signing off:)

2005-05-26T20:09:00.000+08:00

Pimple condition:bad bad and it getting worst!!!!ar....skin care product maker guys are liars!!!!!my mum says that she can join the dots and come up with a picture.this is so irritating.i want to go laser all my scars!!!!to day went to kranji memorial and the hydroponics farm.first stop was the vegetable farm and it was pretty interesting.my partner was nicole.she is so nice and said that my pimple condition was not too bad.actually hers too!!!not like renee keep on thinking her her pimply-face-to-be was like fine.

Hey charlotte lets go and rub mud on her face!!!the hydroponic farm guy like kinda plucked some sweet basil and then he handed it to me.maybe he has a secret crush on me!!!it tasted kinda minty and stuff.anyway we had some question and answer thingyy and he kept on looking in front although renee and me waved frantically in the air.and thanks su ann for helpin me(better thank her if not i will get walloped).after the Q and A, the hydroponics guy opened like a door to a small indoor shop and then everyone CHONG AR like as though never see veggies like that.i am guilty of being one of them because i saw everyone rushing so i decided to join in the fun.i bought a packet of kangkong as it was so cheap only one dollar only!!!!and two packets of seed,and the mint crystals.

whao amandal was like so aunty cum ah mah.she grabbed the veggies like they are going to disappear into thin air.and then she kept on changing and changing because she thot that the quantity was too little.and she kept on smiling the whole way through after she got her veggies.

then we went to kranji memorial.it was kinda sad to see so many soldiers die when they are so young.i wont wanna die unless i have married*ahem*.many of them died on mine and jillian's birthday.on every tombstone they carved like the soldiers ranking and mine kept on having pictures of castles and crowns.i think i am really the chosen one to be a princess.the abalonnies walked together and we all agreed that we felt very peaceful when we were viewing the tombstones.i heard that many babies died and some soldiers died without people knowing thier particulars and stuff.but its good if u die as a baby because u will go to heaven.stupid japanese soldiers.but i like japan now because there is HELLO KITTY.

today i am more irritated with chow chow.act pitiful.and find so many billion excuses.still continuing to use people.still say she treat me as her friend.i so believe her.yar as a friend only when she need me la.whatever.

2005-05-22T20:03:00.000+08:00

HELLO DIONNE.
THIS IS BAOANN HERE.
I SOOO WANNA BAO NOW OKAY.
BTW HOPE YOU LIKE UR BAO-ING BLOGSKIN.
ITS QUITE SIMPLE.
HAD SOO MUCH PROBLEMS EDITING UR LINKS.
I ALMOST BAO.

ANW THANKS FOR THAT NOTE.
BAO BAO BAO! HAHAHA.

BAO ANN BAO-ING OUT.
LOL.

2005-05-21T21:54:00.000+08:00

hey hey its a looooong time since i have blogged.the stupid computer always cut off when i finished blogging.as usual its saturday and it wu shu day oh but he didnt come.hmm....i will be missing wu shu for 4 weeks.oh well...my pimple condition is getting worst day by day.i really hope i can wear a mask to school because of my stupid pok face.my face used to be flawless and now its like a pimple plantation.i wash my face like 3 times a day until the skin is going to tear already but still like .and renee stop thinking that ur face condition is so good ok.i will have a celebration when u have ur first pimple.hahaha.and jillian the billion thanks to you the whole whole is saying how bout no and its IRRITATING ME.it has been ringing into my ears until i am going to BAO already!!!!!

ok it was su anny the abalonee's birthday on walk a jog day.now i declare that su ann will no long be called su ann but BAO ann .that is because she is always getting so ji dong like she is going to BAO like a balloon.hey BAO ann hope u are reading this!!!!and veronice stop calling my butt cheeks ok if u continue doing so i will call u fart cheeks.

A note to su ann:

hey bao ann thanks for helping me in my work and stuff although u are always exploding.u have always been there supporting me when i was down and comforting me and all.anyway thanks fer always acting me and buying me milo with pearls.anyway one day when u are free wanna go pluck WHEAT with me.btw thanks for sharing the good and the bad times with me and always squealing here and there.you will always be my treasured friend beyond words.and happie belated bd.I AM older than u' damn bloody short ar' lover.

hm....everything has been going on quite smoothly and results still have many rooms for improvement.just like i am quite irritated with someone.i fell so irritated with her because she is always not acting like her true self and always using people and stuff.i just cannot stand it.anyway i am going to create a BAO club.when u are angry u just have to flash ur BAO card and u will have a free drink.anyway BAO is like my sister.POA AND BAO sounds good rite.

2005-04-24T00:46:00.000+08:00

hm.....so like i trip,fell and scrapped my skin while playing basket ball.was bleeding and this is the first time i fell in a year.we have a new coach and i think we both look alike.she is so nice and i hope she can be my mother.

anyway went to sound of music with jill ,dory and renee.it was nice and i like the little girl gretel.i am going to act out the sound of music in class and me and renee are going to take turns to be the main character although i deserve to be more than her.when we went out for the interval the stupid ushers called us crazy kids.why ar.i also dont know.then like a stupid old man kept on kicking dory's seat when she used her handphone somemore she hid it.i wanted to burst and ask him to stop it so i purposely cough so loud.stupid man hope all his hair drop out actually he is almost bald.as usual jillian.renee and dory bullied me .renee took me ticket so i had to sit on the side la.damn chessed off.

anyway i am married to shinkai from the good luck show in channel"U" He is so cute.NOTE TO RENEE:stop stealing him from me he is mine!!!anyway today is saturday so it is my favourite WUSHU day and that means i get to see my cute si xiong.i was talking to my frewn about a boy in front and he stopped and looked at me for a long time.so cute!!!!he look so innocent and i still dont know his name.i will find out next week.maybe he is also called dionne because my name is uni sex.dionne loves dionne.

2005-04-12T20:50:00.000+08:00

hey hey people i noe you all missed my wonderful blog entries.I actually blogged then after that it all got deleted because of the cut off internet connection.lets start with mufti day.

it was fun and i think it should be slagging day.i did not know what to wear so i told renee that i might wanna go naked but eventually i wore a roxy shirt and a yellow pants with big buttons at the side which was bought from hong kong by my aunt.then elizabeth started saying i looked like spongebob and everyone in class called me colourblind because the class theme was suppose to be black and white.renee thinks she has a good figure but i think mine is betta la.(HOPE YOU SEE THIS EGGHEAD CUM OCTOPUS FACE).my aunt bought me a hello kitty handphone pouch and tote bag in which my mum and i snatched over for.she wanted the handphone pouch but i wanted it too so she gave it up for me.we both are the hello kitty fantics.i think that we should stay in japan and i will just be known as a chao da japanese kid.

Saturday outing cum maple park picnic

the outing was fun.me ,ju,charms,jan,jill and doralynn went to the bugis to watch the pacifier.i have been going to that place since the very first outing with them in sec 1.can we go somewhere else other days.but i actually like it la.we laughed and talked and then as usual took neoprints.MY HIDEOUS PIMPLE COULD BE SEEN IN EVERY PICTURE.HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.then i showed everyone my pro wu shu moves in which evryone saw and ran away.but i still think i rawk.they laughed and i bet they think i looked wierd and constipated.oh well,then we went to maple park and i had stomach ache twice.i think because of too much popcorn and when i wanted to wear my shoes because i took them out in the cinemas,i realised that i have my foot in the popcorn.now i have phobia of popcorn and coke.debbie actually lost her wallet and when they announced it on stage in maple park to ask her to retrieve it,everyone thot it was some kind of prize presentation and they clapped.my classmates and i took many photos and then there was this pic in which had a shadow beside me and i was damn freaked out.val and renee bought me hello kitty stickers ,that was so sweet of them,thanks to my good influence.

tuesday(training)
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES ROCKS.mondays are the best.training was tiring as we played basket ball.it was so vigorous.charmaine,janice,jernan,swee hui and the fang guy was in my group.it was fun and i practised my flying technique.before we started training ,i showed off my pro wu shu skills and like evryone was like watching me as if i was a clown. i tried to act serious but in the end i still lauged.i have this crush on my si xiong and i think he crushes me too.because when i stare at him, he stares back at me too.i think that we should be lovers like in moulin rouge just that i dont want to die.he is my boyfriend emotionally,spritually and mentally but at the moment not physically.then me,rahie,renee and dayna practised our flying ballet skills and i smacked dayna unintentionally.sorry.

is attracting attention so important,
it is irritating me,why is it always you and the others
have you spared a thot for my feelings
have you ever felt what it was like in shoes,
you come out with many reasons and i hope
i will understand,it is getting on my nerves.
why is the topic always changed.thanks a lot
for making my life miserable.

It is not the amount
of years you spend with a person but the amount of time
you spend with that person.

2005-03-07T23:34:00.000+08:00

hey dudefied!
i got this skin as you wanted so .
yeah , yr come what may lah .

heh. anws , take care .

and pls pls, do shorten yr links nxt time ,
it gives me a headache every single time .

gotta run .

toodles .

-dory

2005-02-28T19:06:00.000+08:00

hey its been a long time since i have blogged.and my fav song is rich girl.if i was a rich girl nanananananananana and i sing it just like gwen stefani but everyone in class think it is bad enough to break the windows.today,elizabeth was insane in class and went laughing at her lame own jokes as usual and all i did was to meditate.we had to act out this story in our chinese text book and then i was a middle-aged woman and elizabeth was like an old man,diane was a young kid,clara was a mother,nicole was a passenger and amandal and germaine was like the narrator.me and elizabeth were supposed to quarrel and we did it damn well,i shouted damn loudlylike a real quarrel.Our group won!!!!and we were suppose to get prizes....i have no idea why everyone says that i look like either an aunty or ah mah can. i think i look like a perfectly nice and sweet teenager.I am going to watch disney on ice princess classics.as i said they are all my cousins so i am going to support them.i am going to watch it with rachel and i am going to sing all the songs which they are going to play.i think i blend it finely with the princesses on stage because i am a genuine one anyway.i think rachel will grow deaf.THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS is playing in cinemas!!!!!!yay i am going to watch it this sunday.anyway i have no idea whether it is pimple day or not all my pimples keep popping out can.i put the mask also have no effect.anyway iwent to watch the netball match today and i think the they did really well.although we did not manage to make it but i think that everyone did their really best and it is not easy to get this far.to all netballers 'LIFE AFFORDS NOHIGHER PLEASURE THAN THAT OF SORMOUNTING DIFFICULTIES,PASSING FROM ONE STEP OF SUCCESS TO ANOTHER,FORMING NEW WISHES AND SEEING THEM GRATIFIED.'dont give up ok ,god is always there for you and ME too.WE CAN DO IT AND WE WILL DEFINTELY DO BETTER NEXT YEAR BECAUSE EVEN A MISTAKE MAY TURN OUT TO BE THE ONE THING NECESSARY TO A WORTHWHILE ACHIEVEMENT.i think everyone had put in a lot of effort and it is the hard work and team bonding that counts.hip hip hurray:)and i should have watched the geyland match la damn it.my blog is readable ok.i went to macs with rachel and egg head renee.i hope i can crack it man.i gtg now.show is starting.i rock!!!!!

2005-02-19T21:54:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY charmaine may all ur wishes come true and ask ur ask to grow smaller la.i am jealous.take care captain guy and may all ur wishes come true.

2005-02-19T21:51:00.000+08:00

SORRY EVERYONE IF YOU HAVE RECIEVED A FILE FROM ME BECAUSE IT IS A VIRUS SENT AUTOMATICALLY.DONT OPEN A FILE CALLED TITANIC.I AM REALLY VERY VERY SORRY I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO EVERYONE.SORRY.I DID NOT MEAN TO SENT IT ON PURPOSE AND MY COMPUTER IS DOWN NOW.SORRY AR VERY PAI SEI

2005-02-09T13:50:00.000+08:00

hey everyone happy chinese new year.may you all collect alot hong baos then give it to me.
nothing much i want to say but i think a lot of people also think the same way as i do.

2005-02-06T18:42:00.000+08:00

hey hey tookers!!!its february which means chinese new year and also another major event that had taken place in the world...........the beautiful,kind-hearted,humble,gorgeous,crushable,caring,mother thresa like,sweet princess (which is none other than me)has emerged in to the worldon feb 11 1991.hint hinti think actually got more adjetives to describe me but got no time.i think i am kinda growing fat because netball has ceased for quit a while. but i tell you plmgss netball team rocks like me !!!! the c and d divivion have won and tied all the competitions and lost only one match so far....(and havent light a candle*get it)but they all really put in alot of effort and hardwork and they are damn united .i think eveyone should be envious of this.anyway i still dont know how to download songs into my mp3 player.and you know there is this song called yi ge ren sen huo by i dont know who and i did not know how to get it!!!!!but i liked it so much and although my voice is as nice as the original singers' i still wanted to to hear it so gerald my cousin(who calls himself the king of piracy)help me download the song and i am going to play the song over and over again until i grow deaf.my clique has some kind of misunderstanding but because we are all magnimious people but we are ok already.Because valentines day is approaching and i am such a loving person i have created some lines in which u can say to ur boyfriend: fret not fret not darling if u are the braces,i am the teeth, if you are the pencil, i am the eraser,if you are the eyes i am the spectacles/contact lenses(make sure you poke his eyes until he needs to be bespectacled). if you are the shoes i am the feet. so sweet and nice right i cannot ctand it why i am so sweet.ai ya today church was damnm farny man .we were suppose to act out what is love about so we put on a little skit.jestyn was a teacher and then we were little children.so jestyn asked us hey kids what is love about?so we are suppose to like give stupid answers like love is a mushy feeling,love is like a box of choclates and blah blah blah.....so tony said ;love is about holding hands and kissing.then jestyn cupped his hands and held on to the bible and said:father forgive them.and then everyone started laughing.(if you find this is not funny then u betta kick yourself and pull ur hair BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY OK!!!!)anyway happy cny to everyone and the pschyic me can foretell that someone is going to ask me to be his valentine on valentines day....signing off tookers

2005-01-31T16:52:00.000+08:00

hey tookers.. this is renee here.. dionne's password is babyhammeys... AHAHAHA.. this is like dionne.. AND I"M LAME.. SO I"M PRETENDING I"M RENEE.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.. SO FUNNY..

2005-01-22T20:08:00.000+08:00

i dont think anyone can really understand the bitterness that is kept inside me.so many trainings and stuff and this is what i get is an explanation and "sorry you are out".i dont mind not being in the main team but then thinking of all the greulling trainings that i have been through and that all my holidays are burnt make me want to kill myself .arg..............whats with all the dragging when you already know that you are not going to select me in the team.oh well she did not even have the courtesy to talk to me personally and stuff.i cried when the results were out .i was really devastated and i think i cried till my eyes nearly pop out.i think the tears collected can make up a mini swimmimg pool.and jillian kept on saying that i wanted to join micro mouse and that made me cheer up a little. i think everyone has their ups and downs in life.oh well i will take this as a stepping stone in life and try my best in whatever i do. the world is unfair.the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.i think i may be quitting netball and go to tennis .i do hope i make a wise choice.my heart feels like it has been shattered into a million pieces and it is very diificult to pick them up one by one .i guess life's like that.sometimes i feel like a bear left alone on a shelf and hoping that some kind soul will pick me up.oh well,yesterday went to dory's party.i like her house it was really big and kinda look like a musem.so history like. i clicked really well with doralynn's sister and doralynn said that i am some childish person.we played ball and dory kept on falling when rachel and elizabeth came she said that they were her jinx.you should have seen her she was like flying here and there can.doralynn's dog does not like elizabeth hence,she is suppose to run around naked because i had a bet with her that the dog would not like her.and elizabeth it is you who keeps on hitting my'you know what ok"you started it first.and then when i was eating dory dragged me out and showed me something she said that the thing that was wrapped in newspaper was a hamster so i took out the newspaper and inside a box was all worms .i was dammed freaked out and squealed really loudly.rachel,dory and my stupid cousin was laughing.i think that they are weird and they derieve pleasure from disturbing me.such tookers!!!!!! the 'c' division won the match against green ville good job tookers!!!!it was 13-30.it was damn cool.me and christabel helped in the timing and taking down points stuff.we felt kinda weird actually but we still had fun watching the match.i think the next time i go,i will make poms poms and wave them franticAlly in the air like we just dont care.before i go just wanna thank those who comforted me when i was down:jillian(i dont want to join micro mouse),charmaine thanks for the hug, renee i cried after you told me not to be sad,dory the one that asked me not to give up,janice the one that ask me to relax,elizabeth thanks for comforting me and thanks for the soya bean treat.really sweet of you,suanny thanks for consuelling me and standing up for me and i know your secret.haha.valerie thanks for being so retarded .diane thanks for hugging me again and again and janice(my dotter) thanks a lot too.julia who told me i was strong,shi yun and rachel(my kind of best friend, haha) abby and lauren carolynn and annabelle thanks too i felt much better.thanks yan yi my bestest daddie,ashley ,su ,jenny and ruth.thank you everyone.to all netballers :all the best i whatever you do and shine for the lord .i will support you all the way!!:)

2005-01-07T19:04:00.000+08:00

oh yes tomorrow is cca fare but then again i have some prefects duties.so i will take care of my class and then run to the netball station.my dad bought me a pink creative mp3 player and i am so happy about it but i am still trying to figure out like how to download the songs.anyway my teacher is ms wong ,she is quite nice and my class calls her edna mode because she is kinda short.i sudddenly feel so tall when i stand next to her.and ya my ever naggy mummy commented that my dad is spoiling me and then he should not spend so much money when other people in the world are suffering.*sign*maybe she is just jealous.haha.oh yar and the class that i took for orientation was 1b2 and i am so proud of them because they won 4 prizes.the most enthusiastic award,2nd for cheer competition,3rd for the telematch and 4th for overall.in the beginning they did not even want to open up their mouths but on the 2nd day when the cheer that i led had a lot of jumping they warmed up and became enthusiastic.anyway it is all thanks to lauren,carolynn and sherilyn 4 their hardwork. i have given my clique a new name which is the abalonies.i am the sexy mama abalonie,valerie is the dancing queen abalonie,suann is the snow white abalonie,nicole is the ang mor abalonie and renee act tall abalonie.my partner now is dooker elizabeth and before she can get to her seat she must 1st say the password :dionne is so pretty,but she always dont domit one lor and use underhand means and unscrupolous ways to get in .like carrying my chair, tickling me and stuff .she is also very corrupted and everytime pollute my innocent mind.haha ok i am just joking.today after prefects meeting went to mac donalds again fer macdonalds(3rd time in the week liao i think i put on 3kg.ar....)after eating with her right we walked to the bustop together and then i opened her wallet and saw this toot picture of her with her thick spectacles.then i took one and actually wanted to hide it from her but then she kept on wanting it back and at last she missed her bus.good 4 her.then right she asked me to take out my shoes,empty my pocket to get back the stupid photograph.she could not find it then she confinscated my stupid wormy face ez link card.then came my bus and i missed it lar all because of that yoda renee.in the end she begged me with her serious tone and the nice me gave in and returned it to her.BUT RENEE I WILL NEVER GIVE UP AND STEAL IT WHEN YOUR WALLET IS UNATTENDED HAHA TOOKERS.and then i will place it on my blog and everyone will see it and renee stop threatening me with my picture ok...anyway jillian is still singing the stupid kowloon hong kong song i think that she thinks that hong kong is her 2nd hometown.jillian ar jillian got country identification crisis .and she is damn evil hearted and always throwing pop corn on the floor and taking cups with more drinks .so disappointed in her.sign....and i dont put words in your mouth ok acting sheep in the wolf skin guy.....(i bet she will box me after reading this)!!!

2005-01-02T01:08:00.002+08:00

oh man school is starting soon ....and that means i will need to work extra hard because is streaming next year. i really need to buck up for maths if not my dream to be in 3a1 will be shattered.my greatest person i fear at the present moment is coach.i dun noe why but i am really scared of her.i think i must bring a whole box of tissue on selection day because i will definitely cry my eyes out.i think it is so fortunate to be an all rounder..i am kinda tied down with the prefect's meeting and stuff .i will need to reach school on like 6.30 because of the orientation.i have a feeling that one day i will just collaspe on the floor and blackout.one good point about school reopening is that i will be able to shed some kilos.i think i am getting fat.i have put on 0.5kg already and thats bad.i am having an anti white spots campaign and i am going to destroy all the white spots on my face before febuary.haha.i really regret cutting my hair arggg........my hair is so curly now like goldilocks.well,janice cut her hair and she looks more like a little tomato.i like clare's and christabel's hair it is so layered and nice.i will never cut my hair again ever....my mother is forever nagging i know is for the good of me sometimes but i feel that it is kinda irritating. she says that i like to act cool seriously i think she gets mixed up with another adjective...and she like to take out the cane and swing it in front of my face when i talk too long on the phone.my mum also thinks that i dont dare to talk to boys and look directly at their faces...i think my mum is freaky.what she want me to do look at at the boys until my eyes drop out is it.,y mum is also worried that she is fat and she will also ask my dad"dear,do you think i am fat" and then my dad will just say"no la no la"because he wants to read the newspaper.i have no idea what is the truth maybe my dad thinks she is fat.haha.but actually my mum is not really fat. i think she is kinda pretty. i want her fair skin man.my grandmama is another one everyday call me chou ya tou.and she is very very vain and acts like a tai tai.(but seriously she is pretty)ask her go downstairs with me to buy something at the supermarket ...she will go and put makeup and stuff.ai yo i finsh buying she also havent finish making up.like mother like daugter my mum and grandma both the same.i also vain but i dont put make up.i think the most precious thing to me is my hair.i think that is my nicest feature and i kinda like my legs.my aunty says that short people donot have long legs.she also says that i am too dark that she can only see my teeth glowing in the dark at night...anyway jillian is addicted to the kowloon hong kong song.always singing it over the phone.thanks everyone for the christmas presents you have given me it was really very sweet of you all.

2005-01-02T01:08:00.001+08:00

2004-12-03T19:02:00.000+08:00

heys sorry i left out some stuff....congratulations to these people:1st prize 4 the bestest and closest sisters award:1ST POA DIONNE and 2nd POA JANICE(we rock)
1st prize 4 best brothers awards:clare and yan yi
and the winner for the bimbotic award is........charmaine the 3rd princess(I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE LIKES THAT name but really clever) continue nominating your princesses and win a million dollars(WORTH OF MONOPOLY MONEY!) AND ONCE AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS AND HAPPY BITRHDAY!!!!

2004-12-03T18:15:00.000+08:00

oh yes oh yes TAUFIK WON! TAUFIK WON!!!!YAY!!!!i am so happy that i can eat a hundred chocolate bars!sorry if i havent blog in ages it is because i was kinda lazy to do so,i blogged today because janice the opposum guy said that she will give me 50cents .yes!!!!i think i should have more of these bets ,it is easy money you noe.bought 8 days and lime because got my darling sweetheart taufik in it.planning to wrap up the front page because i don't want to dirty it and i am going to purchase his cd out on dec 17!!!!i am seldom so crazy over singers but dun noe why i like him so much. And i dun noe why just because i like taufik people start saying that i am aminah,and that taufik is a mutt.i mean whats up with that??i think it is kinda rude to do so and hurtful too.that is a form of discrimination.like what the hell.anyway,whats with the people disliking jerry and like discriminating him?i mean it is okay to dislike someone but whats with the people jeering at him?i mean like lets face it this way,all the idols have passed through countless of auditions to be in the remaning 12 hence, they are all actually winners already because half the battle is won.in my opinion,one of the 12 finalists may actually already be other people's "singapore idol"ln their hearts although no doubt that taufik is the pure singapore idol.i want to voice out about jerry's expierience in the journey towards his goal to being a singapore idol.i think it was really really really bad of people to jeer at him because he really tried his best and it was not his fault that jessea was out neither did he do it intentially.he tried to share God's love and then people call him the holy guy and this stupid person wrote in 8 days that he did not win the idol thinggy beacause like"god works in mysterious ways".i mean this is downright outrageous and mean discriminating him,what did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?is it because his vocals are not as good as the other idols??i dont see a reason why.he did not kill anyone neither did he burn down someone's house.i really admire his bravery to stand in front of so many people and on top of that smile when he knows that many people jeers and dislike him and do you know why he can do that???It is because with christ in the vessel that enables him to smile at the storm. although i am not really his ardent fan but i really salute him for being so a courageous young man and as what dick lee had said :"if i had a hat,i would take it off ".and the fact that he passed through the auditions means that the judges had heard him sang and felt that he had potential.To that stupid lady who said so much bad things about jerry,i think u should really consider whateva u said was blessamy and if you think you so sing so darn well then go on stage and face the audience(i will just jeer you on!).anywae ,the empty vessel makes the most noise.i mean it is perfectly and completely alright to dislike one of the idols. like me i don't really like syl . we can criticise them but sometimes we must respect each other peferences because one man's meat is another man's poison. i would really want to tell jerry that i will always support him!!!(actually i can just tell him that when i see him in church because he is in my church)hope everyone do agree with me:) and TAUFIK ROCKS MY LIFE!!GO TAUFIK!UR FANS LIKE ME,SHABANA ,JANICE AND RENEE WILL LOVE U 4 EVA!!!

2004-11-27T23:13:00.000+08:00

boo! doryy here!!
ive done yr blog for yew tooker!
it turned out okay for ONCE.
yr links were like in a mess.
if yew wanna change the names and stuff.
change it yrself k?
haha. i like the song!! see i put it for yew larh.
anws takkaire ya? and the tagboard.
ASK SU ANN. i cant do it for nuts unless yew dont mind.
anws. hope yew like the blog.
btw yew aint punk'd for nuts. wahahahahah.
janice is more punk larh. ahah.
but since yew like it. OKAY.
wahahahahahhahahag.
im mean. anws takkaire!

love love-
doryy

2004-11-17T18:58:00.000+08:00

hey hey!
doryy invasion.wee'*
just wanna say dun get so pissed with tt idiot larh.he's not the only fish out there in the big sea.erm. nah. only guy. his prolly a insult to fish kingdom. xp wait. then am i insulting guys too? oh well.haha! anws. just dropping by to say hi and well to add to yr blog entries. damn the lot can. okay i dunno whats wrong with yr blogger.the words come out so tiny i can hardly see.whahahah. anws takkaire and dun worry bout stuff anymore. waitt. whats with the polls man? im not paranoid ting tong tong can. and mosst importantly since when was i a guy?!!!dionne gay!! takkaire and lets not be paranoid over ting tong tongs again yea?anws just wanna thk yew for making me laugh all the time with yr craps. love ya lots!((: *hugs* anws. shall stop this longwindedness.((:

love love-
doryy* aka doralynn

2004-11-05T19:11:00.000+08:00

okie dokies i have blogged again because i am back by popular demand.okay so i have cut my hair short.ok actually not very short,i still have to tie it up u noe and bun it up. fer once i have to agree with yan yi that i look like a ahma ut got people say i look cute (as usual)haha.but when i let down my hair u all sure mesmerised by my beauty one thank u thank u .i thank myself for thinking of this hairstyle.btw do u noe that the poa club is out and u noe whatv it is like so supa cool.janice created the website and i am going to make a blog fer it.the advantages is that every body will get a tiara and a limited edition membership card free yay...what more u get to go to sleepovers i think....but anyhow it is much betta than the retardee land club runned by renee.but if u go ask her like she will say her club rocks more just like yakult fighting with vitagen.but there is seriously more people in the poa club.so if anyone wanna join can u tag my board kays.okay so like janice the opposum guy kinda act dun like the timothy guy in her church but i think she is acting about it.well so far all the irritating guys i noe is called timothy except a few lars not all so bad.but i noe one guycalled timothy that is so irritating that hor u feel like squishing his head to a meatball and feed to the flies.the only guy called timothy that i noe that is supa nice is from moi church.opposum says she doesnt like him because he is damm short but whats wrong with being short. ****yn may be short but he is damm nice lor must go fer the personality mars.but seriously he is cute and I DON.T HAVE BAD TASTE.even jillian agrees. and like me and opposum agrees jillian kinda like the j guy but she denys.actually i noe who her sweet heart is it is ghengis khan but she denys again.actually being short is good what u have like advantages.like u can be passed off in disney land as a like 9 year old kid and save like 60 over dollars.that is what my parents did to me when we were in america.Like i was freaking pissed.ahas. but i got a lot of stuff because we saved more money.taufik is like so cute can and his voice rocks i have confidnce that like he will be top 2.whats with the everyone liking sly lor.he is quite cute but his pronunciation is not really good .taufik is still the best.his eyes sparkles when he sings if u notice.i got scolded by coach and she kinda told me that if i dun improve i can like pack my bag and go.i was like so sad and i nearly cried.oh well i have like a lot of confidence that i will be out .oh well just hope that i will improve so that like my chance of getting in will be higher.oh well hope that god will help me and see me through trainings but like most of it must kao myself.hope that i will like be able to have a bbq fer moi birthday!!!!asking mum about it then it will be so cool yays then can be princess for the day!!!ok end off here see yahs

2004-10-19T20:37:00.000+08:00

ok the princess finally blogged , renne's house rocks and her doggy,flipper looks and smells like my little brother. Oh wells so i won the like who should go to woodbridge hosplital poll thinggy,then the princess thing i also won then the who will be a kingergarden teacher thing,but the next poll will be who do you think will marry 1st . ai ya on friday you will see the whole school almost flooded becos firstly the results are out,secondly the netball results will also be out arggggggg...................pls contribute to the prevention of flooding campaign by buying boxes and boxes of tissue k. actually i kinda want to get in to main team but it is kinda hard because of my footwork.signs.and hor my legs are long k that stoopid jill,su ann and candice lar think that i want to seduce people but i really already pull until very low to my hip leh and i summore buy medium not small.if i wear small i dunno what the outcome will be like. I flunked the storytelling it was bad the later part especially clara and siang ying did not really pratice with us so it was like a wishy-washy thinggy already not bad already k. sum people really irritate and cheese me of (not in school) it is this desperate guy, always think he damm nice and cute,MY FOOT!hello i noe u are juz like kinda using me think i so silly isit you are like cheesing the hell out of me or even put a stick on it(act the hot chick guy) but the irritating guy part is original. i already got a crush on sumone from like st andrew's already so juz stop acting innocent and nice because you are not and people that noe u also dislike u ): sry juz really angry so like juz venting my anger on my blog.in my opinion seriously i think guys that crush me have not seen the world out there.

2004-09-21T18:19:00.000+08:00

oh wells getting stress these days and i hope to loose some weight out of it but like no,myweight is still the same. i want to be underweight but i am like not.argh.....underweight underweight(hey everyone keep chanting wif me)hah......anywae i did not vote myself seriously not even 1 vote lor but i voted my self like4 times fer the poll which says who do u think is the prettiest princess of afghan.and i won. i kinda won all the polls.ok peps so what do you think of my new specs do they ?do i look nerdy,weird,professor like,ugly,pretty or do i look nicer?i actually kinda like those they are cute man.that day was like creating a story about waht happens when in i die i directed the whole thing man it was like doralynn would be wailing "no dun leave me i need you please dun die i cannot live without u ",then my cousin(eliz) would be saying "no,dun go u are too young to leave and you are my fav cousin anyone can ever have",den at that time diane would also come but since she is like kinda block by many people and renee because of her height she will say"oui siam i cannot see leh"then she will also cry.then renee will say"you will always be the princess in my heart"and that is how the story goes and i will say my last words lah.haha nice and depressing story,what a woeful tale.i was kinda angry wif sumone but i think i shimmer down already lar......if not i will age fater and besides nice i already look like an ah mah and that stoopid cousin says i look like a nun anywae what will u really do if i die?

2004-09-18T13:36:00.000+08:00

IM IN DIONNEE'S BLOG!

yes, best fwen, its ME!

you should knw who.

shhhh, im keeping my identity as a secret.

but i knw, it will be found out sooner or later.

anw, dionne takecare of ur APPLES!

dont worry, you wont get APPLES cancer,

becos of that alrites.

RELAX MAN.

yepp, so best fwen SEEYA on monday (:

2004-08-20T20:25:00.000+08:00

Arr........................my heads spinning i am confused, lost dun noe what to do. too stressed that day cried when writing chinese compo it was like write something that make u feel sad.i wrote that my grandpa passed away in accident and was worried it might happen. dun noe why in the world grace tan siiting next to me.she can sleep when she doing compo one and when i jab her up hor then she clench her fist like street fight style. she even made a pulley system out of her correction tape. she even complained that i sing too much to mrs teo and stuffed a correction pen into my mouth. and she hangs little notices on people's back like merry christmas and wierd other notices. My sweet heart lost i think is my fault because i watched the match. i rather dun watch it lor...........i kindA like the history test haha .... now prefect thinggy clashes wif netball hope it would not really clash for the rest of the years. quarrells broke out in class but i think now ok already lah. so happy tyhat tests are almost over alwaes sleep veri late like 12 until got eye bags maybe should be called panda of afghanistan than princess of afghanistan.my friends thought that mollie the white mare is a cat.

2004-08-12T18:17:00.000+08:00

ok i have finally created a new posty.well,cheeseball my hammy passed away and my mum does not allow me to get a new hammy.well anyway i am so stressed out in secondary school and i think my grades are dropping i am so paronoid and worried about it.I am trying really hard to get A s but it seems kinda difficult.well maybe just giving myself too much stress.Tomorrow the results of the prefect thinggy is coming out or maybe on monday but i am really scared.my mum or i think grandma said that if i worry too much i may die really early and age quicker too.no..................i want to be young and pretty.so like almost everyone in class is getting along fine.i think the best comforters in 1b3 award should be given to Renee(best friend gal) ,doralynn(best friend guy),su ann ,debbie and diane they are always comforting people and hugging me when i am down.anywae to all comforter awardees here a great big thank u and a great big hug.well got a new hello kitty pink wallet that is freaking people out no reason why and janice (best friend gal and 3 prinssy) keeps on laughing when i was sharing that the people in usa thought i was only 9 years old!a guy asked me how old are you and i said 13 and he yelled" what"?yar so here i am a tiny 9 year old gal haha...
ok so when i was in knott's berry farm a theme park in usa although it sound like a berry farm,there was this cute guy which was the game operator and i kind of took the ride 6 times it was actually for 9 years old and took it with bro, russ.i hope to return to disney land it is like a dream land and the rides are so fun.i like the princesses there though because they are some how related to me (princess of afghan mah!).yar anywae Elizabeth tan is my cousin mum's side anywae we look alike rite?so actually was kindof sad today and got haunted by the chemistry paper in moi dreams.met jillian ,jan,charms,lou and su anny the abalone after school and ate wanton mee and felt fine.i usually cry and feel better maybe i should be called cry babyhaha.

2004-07-22T20:42:00.000+08:00

Heyz i finally blogged actually not allowed to go online because musical tomorrow. So hope u would be there to support the casts,dancers,musicians,choir and all invovled in the musical. Hey and u noe what i would be stuffed into a box if u c a little girl in pink suit jumping into a box,it is none other than little Dionne. Well. me,charms and jan loves the name Wendy. Wendy wendy ,wendy ........... if u have no idea why it is because the name appeared in jan's dream and we juz love that name and by the way it is the name of Doralynn doggie. Talking about Doralynn she has a so bad habit and that is chewing on her delicious nails.finger nails to be exact.We are kinda of suppose to hit dory's hand if she continues to do so. We should put toxic on Doralynn nails when she is sleeping on when she wakes up and bite them she will die haha.On the newspaper headlines: Girl,aged 13 woke up and died because she bit into her poisonous fingernails. Anywae that dae me, jillian,charms and jan were kinda of like acting like animals on animal farm and that stupid Jillian said that i should be Mollie the horse. Seriously speaking i think i am not really pretty (no one should agree) it was just a comment i think it is better to have brains than to have looks because if u have brains u can make money and go for cosmestic sugery rite. Jillian was kinda sad and i think that she hopes that she will have a rich aunty to go lunch wif haha jillian get the hint stupid dowager guy or rather u are demoted to toilet paper imprint because of making me ,jill and charms wait so long. Ok so now my brother is so mad he is like looking himself in the mirror flicking under the light and talking to the fan so there is a weird noise. Anywae ,i am feeling kind of down these few days because i am so paranoid argggggggggg.....i need a conseller or someone to talk to. Behind all those smiles there are tears but every troubles we go through i think it is an expirence for us well just pray that someone would come and help me solve these problems of mine...........................................................

2004-07-07T18:39:00.000+08:00

i have finaaly blogged yeppy. ai ya u noe why i got so many pimples is because my puberty just arrived and i finally got my red thinggy.dun really like it and anywae i won jillian haha.got terrible mood swings.like swing the hell out of it.ai ya kinda stressed after school started.ok so on youth day went out wif jill,theo,charms and janice.had fun and took neos.i think i looked good i think is like alwaes right?then watch the best bet.me and jillian kindof sang the song loudly and poor charms was sandwiched between us.then there was one part in which all of us laughed only us and like everyone was glaring at us. sorry if my mood swings bad and like shout out of the blue hor.sorry

2004-06-07T15:57:00.000+08:00

hey hey i have finally blogged.it has been a long time.heeyha.ok so the princess is sickdown with flu,cough and had fever.so when i was walking home from the clinic guess what i saw an old man who looked like a pixie.yar...a pixie u noe that kind of little people wif wings fluttering here and there and have pointed ears...he was singing a song as he was walking.i laughed really hard maybe we should organise a look like a pixie contest then we can spot that ah bei down.he should join in the wing club the show on kids central.ai ya i miss netball leh....quite sad because cannot see moi friends.....but neva mind about that.i dun no why leh i only lost 1kg in netball whereas other people have been losing lots like maybe 5kg or 4 kg i only lost i kg i pathetic kg ok i noe i am pathetic but............sorri people if your membership card for the poa club is not ready.....i am too busy and sick these few days..nobody has come to visit moi.....where are all the kind people like charms,janice,louisa........and other people huh why you all neve visit me you can find my address in the directory.anywae,debbie got her braces and i thought that when she smiles,she looks like barney the dinosaur.hey barney is cute ok......i love barney as in the real barney.he is so purple.so this is like my last entry for two weeks because i will be away in usa for 12 days........18 hours on the flight i will miss the pixie guy...............

2004-05-17T18:15:00.000+08:00

ok so i have not been blogging for like how long?can it be any longer?okok so a few events happened.I went out will jillian,charms and my princessy self to bugis junction and we watched TROYoh my i tell you it rocks totally and it should be given 10 stars lor and upon 100% i grade it 99%.the 1 percent is because i did not act in it.ok then during the movie there was a lot of violence(i mean alot)and R-ated too.I thought there was nothing to cry about and that yen lin watched the wrong show as she mixed up the passion of christ.At about nearing the end i so needed a pail lor i cry like there was no 2morrow and then jillian was like wheezing and i mistook that as laughter kindof thing.can my hearing get any worser?Charmaine was like huddling herself into a baby lump and acting unemotional about it.i admit i made a lot of noise as i was like fidling with the popcorn and kindof playing with the ice in the dark .During the fighting part ,jilllian and i would use our sweaters to cover our eyes and we squealed like damm soft can i think everyone is kindof cheesed by the sounds that were produced.Ok after crying and wailing,the show ended (no........)but it still ended.then we three kings went to take neoprints.whoa i looked very nice in the pic ,so photogenic and i think i brightened up the whole picture.we took it twice because it was damm fun posing here and there and anyway i still like astro boy.so on saturday i had dinner with my cousins because it was like one of my cousins b'day.The birthday gal said that i looked like a barbie doll and the rest of my cousins too.maybe i should be called barbie doll instead of PoA.No,i still think poa is nicer.Everyone said i am taller now YEAH.i ATE A LOT LEH and one of my cousins said that hey she eat so much is because she is undergoing puberty mah...(like he is not like that).so today was like musical musical pratice and i nearly fainted because of fatigueness.it was freezing cold inside the e hall and then so hot outside i think i am kindof like undergoing frost shattering and going to be eroded into a meander soon....arrrrrrr........okie dokie join the POA club today!!!!

2004-04-23T22:24:00.000+08:00

ok like hi hi from the active,beautiful,caring,delicious(?),elegant,flat,girlie.........princess of afganistan.so like i am sorry that you all were all so disppointed that i did not update my blog because my blog like rocks the world and you all love this blog rite.ok so people and all commoners of afgan if you all want to see reptiles kindof like go to the zoo lar ok yar. People i am not short ok i am growing for your info beacuase my ........ have not come yet ok.stupid.Ok listen up now i have a club called the POA club that you all like so enthusiastic about it.must hurry up sign up ok because like mi am so popular and so is my club.spaces are so limited.if you want to join,go and write your name and tag on my tag board saying this sentence:"i am so crazy about the poa she rocks and i want to join the club".ok i will now proceed to tell you the advantages about the club k.
1.YOU GET TO SERVE AND PROTECT THE POA WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
2.YOU GET A MEMBERSHIP CARD IN WHICH YOU COLLECT 10 CHOPS AND THEN CAN GET A FREE DRINK.
3.YOU CAN GET A TITLE IN THE KINGDOM I MEAN LIKE HOW GOOD CAN THAT BE?????????
oK SO NOW BACK TO SERIOUS WORK.....I THE PRINCESS HOW LIKE NOTICE THAT MY BODY GUARDS AND SOME COMMONERS HAVE been sliting that wrist.i really think that people should kindof cease this foolish act because it would not help you solve your problems, it leaves scars on your hands last but not least,our body is a temple of god and god lives inside of us.by doing this,we are not only inflicting pain on ourselves but also on god.if you have problems seriously,you can try to talk to me or other people like chamber maids or what.................if you are stress because the work in the kingdom i will do sumthing about it.ok so today at morning training ,it was really fun ok.we played the island game in which you have to run around scampering like mices. i looked retarded .only today .then i veri ji dong so i ran to a group in which my senior,nuru,was in,and then i slipped because of the mud then i grabbed my nuru's waist because i was worried that i fell . it is only natural reaction to want to grab something ok.i think the grabbing KINDA TICKLED HER and then we both were laughing hee............goli eyes..................goli eyes.........goli eyes

2004-04-08T20:49:00.000+08:00

okie dokie so like i am typin on my blog wif all the little icons popping out because of the msn thing.talking to her majesty jillian, renee and blah blah blah.so like quiz for the day what has holes but can hold water .get it rite and kindof win a drink???from the princess.i waved to my stupid bodyguard elizabeth tan shu ling and she just blinked away ei it is like an hounour to get a wave already ok somemore the person my body guard .but neva mind because i am like forgiving,nice,sweet,a darling ,cute ,short blah blah ......so i will forgive her.anywae a princess is not just judge by the tiara on her head but what that is in the heart and the attitude.so like yen lin loves her dragon and feeds it with grass jelly yuk .hey everybody vote me for the poll thing ok because i like really look like one lor.......not any other but me yah!!!!!today we had like the napfa test help out thing i am like damm tired lor.......i did alot of ticking and stuff people think we slag but they don,t know what we are like in for.i nearlie fainted what do you expect , i am a princess after all and someone has a crush on this gal so may.she is so pretty that is what the crusher like said.erm....if anyone has a crush on jillian i think i miss universe.i am anywae.so like i keep on seeing grassjellie that dowager lah say she so cute then cast a spell on me and i keep on seeing her.that day i partner charms for netball .we had this like let go of the heavy ball and if the people do not coordinate together the ball just fall on my chest the person dies. i so scared because i do not think i can go any further .me ,charms janice,renee keep on laughing .i nearly fell than the senior say "what you doing"then we laugh because debbie yeo's butt so high like mt everest haha........okie lah gotta go and i rock.p.s answer the quiz hor

2004-04-02T17:29:00.000+08:00

ok yeah !!!!!!!!!!today is so friday and so far only one person got the answer to why the chicken crossed the road.and that person KNEW THAT ANSWER .so today there was like a student profiling thinggy and it was all fun and challenging anywae like i like challenges. i thinked i lloked great in jobs for juniors like i always did.so now yen lin will be the princess dowager of the kingdom and she has a beloved dragon named *ahem*.although she is the dowager she LOVES the draggy a lot.(get the hint).NICOLE STILL LIKES POK FACE she will start squealng and all and shudder on the floor like a dead ant.okay so elizabeth (the meloned eyed little gal) will be my left hand woman ,and erm...su ann the right hand woman.the rest will stick to their duties except yenlin(where is the dragon?????) SU ANN ,ELIZabeth (Promoted from body guard)and janice. she will be my younger sister.dun be jealous i will change your position like once a day.so like i changed teacher or rather my form teacher returned. she is nice like rice.not too bad.she is damm slim for a woman-who-just-gave-birth ladie.well all the sec 3s kind of like went to the alpha camp (rymes wif alphabet) yeah ALL hahaha cassandra went maybe she will like tickle the teachers when they are sleeping or take away the sec 3;s clothes when they are sleppin.oh that day cassandra was so funny.when lizard was ont the bus 53,cassandra banged vigorously and the wall just to say hi to lizard.lizard was so embarrassed that she covered her face wif like her books haha (nominated for funniest joke of the month).ok so rachie and my left hand woman ,elizabeth are best buds again yeah because of the afganistan princess. someone like sacrificed the table and like wrote "i like elizabeth' on it.poor little table.(get the hint) and someone's poem was so mushy that goosebumps spread everywhere that person is named after a forest(get the hint).ok so like my hp no is 97644318 call me or sms me or wateva ok anywae i am promoting moiself to be a fengshui gal so call me lar k.i am nominated for the prettiest afganistan princess (i voted moiself)neva mind about it .so see ya tomorrow all entries are close for why did the chicken cross the road top three winners get a drink .

2004-03-31T16:41:00.000+08:00

so today there was a story tellling competition and some stories were like entertaining whereas some where okie.so priya was my class representative and she did quite well.i admire her for her courage that she dares to go up stage in front of like many people.and this girl from my class in which she is SO POPULAR went to start criticising priya that she could not pronounce well and so on and so forth i was so cheesed off i said that noone would want to see her on stage and probably the mirror would break if she talked what is HER PROBLEM SIMON COWELL WANNABE????if you did not go up stage then just shut up .all readers you all should know who this popular girl is.so popular until miss yoong knoes her for being late.WATEVER simon cowell wannabe.i don't want to write her name out because it would like pollute my nice blog and i cannot wish to think people said i looked like that stupid face .Rachel i feel Damm not insulted ok.observe the damm. today we did resistance and seniors said our butts were like mt. fuji really meh?i think i am one of them.anyway all i said was that my senior su is quite pretty if she keeps long hair and wears her specs ok so like don't think out of the box.anywae eleanor and yen lin said she was cute.nicole is like so crazy over pok face she dropped her fork when renee said her name haha.ok nicole so i talked about you .so can you like my blog now!!!!so far nobody has get the answer for why the chicken like crossed the road.why you all so silly one so easy also don't knoW.AND IT IS NOT BECAUSE THE CHICKEN DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM THE PRINCESS OF AFGANISTAN AND ALL MUST LISTEN TO ME jillian will be my servant ,renee my body guard ,charms my cleaner,janice yue my playmate ,nicole the bar girl that serves the king beer,yen ling the girl WHO TAKES CARE OF MY DRAGON(GET THE HINT).FEED HER EVERYDAY AND WASH HER CLEAN AR!!!!!!!!!and joanne my maid that cleans my room and theodora can be the magician who likes kindof turn into a peach wheneva i want her to.hehehe.......and osama bin laden my best bro heeheeee............and if i hear you all say i am short everyone would get their heads chopped off and fed to the DRAGONS (except yen lin would not die because she must take care of DRAGON VERY WELL) (GET THE HINT).i don't know leh people i do not knoe knows me ,my name and all that weird hor .i miss ms vanita she rocks!!!she is going to study law so clever and when i grow up i will study doctrate.bye happy guessing why the chicken cross the road all my friends all so silly so simple also don,t know ai yo don't noe what to say about you all ah

2004-03-28T18:44:00.000+08:00

ok hihi any wae i loved the netball camp lor,it rocks.we played games (like der),slept late and bathe in the morning the water was so damm hot that i was like shuddering and goosebumps like pratically popped out.we watched iron ladies and it was like about gays real gross but they were kinda humorous. ok my seniors are nice and most of them rock!!!!!!!!keep in mind that netball gals rock because i rock!!!!!!oh yeah thatwas a self -promotion call the hotline and get a free trial to get promoted .i did not really sleep janice and charmaine and julia and qin yi did not sleep they like made up of metal so fully energised.we had the amazing race game and i ran like siao if i do this everyday i will loose like i kg and turn into a skeleton.my group came in 3rd yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!!and lizard's group was 1st .debbie yeo said this"i played this game in ld and i am familiar my group sure first" in the end her group came in last.damm first ah!!!!i clapped for her and said congrats you are like so 1st.we also had water games we played water bombs . they had this princess thinggy in which we had to protect the princess that is wrapped in crepe paper so she would not get wet. the princess which is the dryest wins .my group won because the princess was the dryest. the princess was me lah because i was small and would not get wet easily.ok i have tjis qiuz thing which i will change everyweek if you think you know the answer tag it on my board and win fabulous prizes the question for the week is "why did the chicken cross the road "if you know the answer tag it on my board.bye